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Eleven types of obnoxious basketball fans on the internet

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Carl Herrera, Jul 16, 2010.

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  1. Depressio

    Depressio Member

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    Proud to say I don't really fit any of 'em.

    So many of them can be applied on this board though... and very spot-on.
     
    #41 Depressio, Jul 17, 2010
  2. bongo33

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    Hmmm I'm probably a 1, and a 3. On the other hand, I could probably name a lot of Stans (people who defend their fav player no matter what) on this forum.
     
    #42 bongo33, Jul 17, 2010
  3. BetterThanEver

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    #8 and #11 fits many posters who were T-Mac only fans that with conspiracy theories on Adelman or Morey vengeful plants to destroy T-Mac's comeback and not give him playtime. There are still a few of them hanging around.
     
    #43 BetterThanEver, Jul 17, 2010
  4. Rocket4Life11

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    There are too many pessimists floating around...

    Make way for this wicked crazy insane Homer... :cool:
     
    #44 Rocket4Life11, Jul 17, 2010
  5. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    i think it changes depending on the situation. last year i was a tanker i guess. i knew there was no hope for a championship and would rather have seen the team get a great pick than endure another meaningless first round elimination.


    however, this year i think i'm back to being a homer as i believe this team is maybe 1 piece away from being a title contender. of course they may not get that piece and thus not be a contender, but those are my homer/inflated hopes for the season.
     
    #45 smoothie, Jul 17, 2010
  6. Salvation710

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    Tankers are the worst.
     
    #46 Salvation710, Jul 18, 2010
  7. Salvation710

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    And Homer doesn't belong in the list. Everybody talks up their favorite team. Why else watch sports at all? Just to enjoy watching sweaty men for no particular reason?
     
    #47 Salvation710, Jul 18, 2010
  8. daywalker02

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    player hater here. and an optimistic pessimist
     
    #48 daywalker02, Jul 18, 2010
  9. jlwee

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    I am a basketball fan who hate the lakers. So which type of fan am i????
     
    #49 jlwee, Jul 18, 2010
  10. jason3333

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    im a homer and i always will be, just like gene peterson!
     
    #50 jason3333, Jul 18, 2010
  11. Easy

    Easy Boban Only Fan
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    I am #8. I think this list is secretly commissioned by Stern to silence internet fan discussions.
     
    #51 Easy, Jul 18, 2010
  12. Carl Herrera

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    Type 12: The "Love/Hate Complainers": People who like to monitor ESPN, SI, Yahoo and other national sports media and complain whenever insufficient credit is given to the Rockets or their players and whenever such outlets are deemed to be possibly "dick-riding" rival teams or players on such rival teams by ranking them higher than the Rockets or Rockets players.

    Example:

    http://bbs.clutchfans.com/showthread.php?t=190180&page=1&pp=20
     
    #52 Carl Herrera, Jul 18, 2010
  13. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Haha. That's a universal quality. You can hate the Lakers and still be any of the categories.
     
    #53 napalm06, Jul 18, 2010
  14. ryano2009

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    I think am # 1.
     
    #54 ryano2009, Jul 18, 2010
  15. mfastx

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    This is halarious, perfectly describes so many people on here lol.
     
    #55 mfastx, Jul 18, 2010
  16. Dei

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    **** who bother putting a sig on every post piss me off, basketball fan or not.
     
    #56 Dei, Jul 18, 2010
  17. jevon3012

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    How can you be a casual racist if you watch the NBA? Oh, nevermind, I forgot that Utah Jazz fans exist.
     
    #57 jevon3012, Jul 18, 2010
  18. FoOLiSh_AzN

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    2. The Pessimist – As miserable as this fan usually is, you wonder why he bothers to root for his team or how he’s managed to avoid taking his own life by this point. Every win is meaningless because it’s only a matter of time before the season goes into a death spiral. This type of fan may actually be attracted to bad teams because they help validate their natural state of mind. See: Warriors fans.

    These are the real fans right here...support your team during the good and BAD times. if u watch a warriors home game last season you would know...fans cheer on every possession, every game.

    plus warriors are fun to watch. GO WARRIORS
     
    #58 FoOLiSh_AzN, Jul 19, 2010
  19. TheresTheDagger

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    The #6 side of me is constantly looking for that edge (even to the point of reading Hollinger) to insure that the #8 side of me doesn't make me drop basketball forever. I'm ashamed to say I follow Tim Donaghy on Facebook.

    (I feel like I'm in intervention all of a sudden).
     
    #59 TheresTheDagger, Jul 19, 2010
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