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Elevator Etiquette

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ima_drummer2k, Feb 20, 2014.

  1. SunsRocketsfan

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    2b) let out a nasty super stinking fart and watch the elevator clear for you

    tip - eat lots of beans and mexican food so you are ready to rip one when you need to.
     
  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    So what all of you are saying, in response to the OP, is that you would do number 2 in an elevator. In fact, the OP himself confirms that he did number 2 in an elevator recently.
     
  3. SunsRocketsfan

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    I would turn around and ask the good people of the elevator if they've found Jesus.
     
  6. arkoe

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    I don't like elevators. Half the time you're in that situation because you let the women in first, meaning they're all now in the back of the car but etiquette says they should also get off first.
     
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