Egyptians to Sue 'The Jews' for Compensation for Tons of Gold Stolen During Exodus

Dane Cook sux ballz...

 

Purple dead donkey balls. The guy is about as funny as the plague.

 

I thought Cook's original Comedy Central special was pretty good ("Ma'am, by a show of applause how do you feeel?") I also thought his turn on Dave Attel's Insomniac Tour was pretty killer. But yeah, too many "Hot Young Comic" magazine features, two average SNL appearances, that gut-wrenching "Tourgasm" series and that phoned-in Vicious Circle special really make me miss Mitch Hedberg, or wish that Dennis Miller hadn't morphed into a GOP consultant (although I'm sure conservative viewers feel the same way about a David Cross or Lewis Black). You know who's funny without being blue or political, Brian Regan.