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Eddie Griffin: Drunk driving and masterbating don't mix

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Faos, Jun 29, 2006.

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  1. BigM

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    oh man you just can't make this up. thanks to some sh!tty cops griffin's pretty much off the hook at this point but it's clear that the guy needs some serious help.
     
    #41 BigM, Jun 30, 2006
  2. thech0senone

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    I always knew he was a funny comedian.
     
    #42 thech0senone, Jun 30, 2006
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    The truth is DEFINITELY stranger than fiction........I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering.
    Eddie's WACK!
     
    #43 Plowman, Jun 30, 2006
  4. OmegaSupreme

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    bwahahaha!

    classic video! my favorite quotes... "a hummer... no... not a bentley" and then the convenience store saying "he come out with big alcohol breath". :D

    the actual accident probably ocurred when one of the characters in the p*rn flick said "juwan some reddick gay head"... then bam!

    oh well... at least he's ok.
     
    #44 OmegaSupreme, Jun 30, 2006
  5. Sishir Chang

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    Might not be. This incident happened back in March and Eddie still continued playing. It headlined the news of only one local station yesterday and is buried in the sports section of the local paper. T-Wolves fans are more interested in getting Randy Foye and Rashard McCants possibly being out for the season than Eddie Griffin. Eddie Griffin might just be able to slide by on this one.
     
    #45 Sishir Chang, Jun 30, 2006
  6. RunninRaven

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    It was also later revealed that Griffin was watching p*rn and masturbating with his girlfriend just before the shooting incident involving her. Perhaps not coincidentally, the movie of choice was "Black Dicks and Black Chicks...and Then Some Guns"
     
    #46 RunninRaven, Jun 30, 2006
  7. A-Train

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    Spanking it while driving drunk doesn't seem THAT difficult.

    Now, I wonder if he's ever tried to drive a stick shift while eating a cheeseburger...
     
    #47 A-Train, Jun 30, 2006
  8. OmegaSupreme

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    it depends... i know that... ummmm... certain people... like to rewind the same part of a pr0n flick over and over again. so if he was driving while drunk, spanking it, and operating a dvd remote control at the same time... the dude has to be hella coordinated. takes skills.
     
    #48 OmegaSupreme, Jun 30, 2006
  9. SamFisher

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    speechless
     
    #49 SamFisher, Jun 30, 2006
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    That is unbelieveable!!!
     
    #50 Proz4k, Jun 30, 2006
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    I don't know why I'm thinking of Hakeem's old commercials: "Unbeatable".
    I guess Eddie's catchphrase would be "Beatable".

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    I'm also thinking about the new campaign that this will spawn: MAMADD.
    Mothers Against Masturbating And Drunk Driving.

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    Or, the ads that will come out about: are you talking to your kids . . .
    Dad: Son, this is awkward, but it could save your life . . . .
    Son: What's up Dad?
    Dad: Don't pet the pee pee when you're drizzle the shizzle . . .
     
    #51 Rileydog, Jun 30, 2006
  12. Manny Ramirez

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    That member being DaDakota who will also exhort us to get J.J. Redick and Bostjan Nachbar. Getting those 3 to go along with Battier, Yao, and McGrady will make us (in his mind) the odds-on favorite to win the Finals.:p
     
    #52 Manny Ramirez, Jun 30, 2006
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    What's the problem with this guy.. I won't be surprised if he commits suicide tomorrow.
     
    #53 coolweather, Jun 30, 2006
  14. pgabriel

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    before i saw this story, i was going to write a post that battier isn't that much more prodcutive than eddie griffin.
     
    #54 pgabriel, Jun 30, 2006
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    and it's true, I doubt Battier could cheer up all of those angry fans like EG!
     
    #55 Storm Surge, Jun 30, 2006
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    I'm not really into Jim Rome's show anymore but he has me cracking up on the Eddie Griffin stuff.

    Your supposed to drive with your hands on the 10 & 2, not the 12 & 6.

    Now they've got the Iverson "we're talkin about practice" audio running because a caller said that you shouldn't get made at Eddie for "practicing."
     
    #56 The Real Shady, Jun 30, 2006
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    Someone please explain to Eddie thats not what they meant when they say your stroking it.

    True or not a freaking hilariouse story.
     
    #57 Mizery, Jun 30, 2006
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    Shiiiiit. Sometimes I use it to steer.
     
    #58 MR. MEOWGI, Jun 30, 2006
  19. Shroopy2

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    Griffin always concentrated on the three point play. He nailed it right there
     
    #59 Shroopy2, Jun 30, 2006
  20. Pistol Pete

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    This gives new meaning to the phrase "cocked and loaded".
     
    #60 Pistol Pete, Jun 30, 2006
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