eating on the toilet, anyone?

i used to do it as a kid. kill two birds with one stone.

 

God No. Are you kidding?

 

Thiiis is not koshaaaa

 

A big part of your sense of taste comes from your nose. So if you thought your breakfast was delicious whilst taking a dump, then that says something about what you think of the taste of poop....

 

You also shouldn't bring your beer/drink into the bathroom at a bar/nightclub even to piss.

 

Nothing is more American than eating a sammich on the turrlet with the door wide open on a Sunday morning.

 

This..

So much

 

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^ Oh god I had forgotten about that video. Damn you

I will drink while on the throne, why not eat? Never thought of it

 

I even feel weird chewing gum on the toilet, let alone eating there.

 

It's never that serious bro. Never.

 

How I imagine he had his meal.

 

Airborne fecal particle covered food is does not sound so appetizing.

 

It's ok as long as you don't make eye contact with your poop.

 

Eating while peeing though...... not only acceptable, but encouraged.

 

Drinking is okay in both situations

 

way too full circle.

 

In my old office building, an Indian gentleman rented a space for "spiritual guidance" and he always had these wealthy Chicago ladies come into his office for "advise". He wore these very "special" sandals.

One day I went into the restroom, and one of the stalls is directly in front of your line of vision when you enter the restroom. I walked in and noted his "special" sandals under the stall where he was obviously dropping a load. The smell was ungodly and I quickly tried to piss so I could get out of there. I noticed that there were odd noises coming out of the stall.
After pissing I quickly went to wash my hands and leave the scene when I heard a flush, and the stall door opened... and this old Indian man had a plate with a half eaten piece of chocolate cake. I was horrified, standing there washing my hands. The chipper Yogi then said "Ohh my client brought chocolate cake, it is vegan and wonderful, stop by and have a piece." Then he ate a bite of the cake, did NOT wash his hands and walked out the bathroom door.
He eventually moved out of the building, and I did not have chocolate cake for literally a year after that.

 

i don't see why not wait? the sausage was not going to go anywhere.