There's a bit of Earl in every bite... and if you've heard about the stories of him in the locker room...there is plenty to go around.
This is so racist. Maybe we're all just jealous? Black dudes have the best sausages out there and we know it. Or they're probably the only ones putting their names on their packages... because they can. Sorry, Mr. Bum Phillips... *you only ADVERTISE your sausage... you don't put your name on it like Vince and Earl do. I am going down tonight... to the store to get some... fruit. Anyone wanna join me? Room for one more?
Come on people, enough is enough. The dude had a simple, albeit somewhat poorly phrased question, and just wants some advice. I'm all for jokes and juvenile fun, but I think he's already learned his lesson. homeboy1, I for one positively support your lifestyle and sexual preference. Just be yourself, don't let the haters get you down and don't hesitate to keep posting!
Pfft, you are a professor of bad jokes. Anyway, thanks to: rrj_gamz weslinder Xerobull knote32 Dr of Dunk you guys know your sausages.
if his responses are any indication of what will happen when he gets smart-ass replies...Im gonna bet he wont be starting *too* many threads before he loses the ability to do so. :grin: Note to noobs: there are always gonna be a certain amount of juvenile or smartass remarks in any thread...better learn to ignore them. and ftr...I had some sausages from Earl's company...they weren't bad..not the best but I'd buy them just to support the man.
I can't believe Swoly's head didn't explode from all the potential "that's what she said" posts. This thread made me laugh on a day where I needed it... that's what she said.
You set yourself up for failure as soon as you typed sausage. I keep coming back to this thread and every time I laugh more at each new post you make.
Posting this from phone since this thread has been plagued with NSFW material. NEWAY...thanks to all the sick minded bozos for demolishing my good natured thread about a football legends sausage. Hahaha he said sausage let's all laugh and high five and chest bump and call him a gay. Anyway this thing should have gotten locked when someone say the d word.
It wasn't hard. Most of it is easy. I can take the hard ones, but I refuse to take the easy ones... like all the ones here.
Just laugh it off, and get over it..... Even Mayzar didn't get mad, and no offense, but his thread was legendary to yours being classic...... http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=162586
Especially when someone asks about a man's sausage. I mean, c'mon, it's not like someone started a thread about classical music or NBA summer league and everyone started making penis jokes. I don't care if you are on clutchfans or the discussion board of Harvard law school faculty, if you ask about Earl Campbell's sausage, you need to expect penis jokes and not get all mad about it.
