He first introduced Lin as the "Chinese Sensation," then corrected himself. Not sure what he said in Chinese after that. Omer Asik = Rocky Aaron Brooks = The Pigeon Toe Jeremy Lin = Asian Sensation Omri Casspi = Mr. Military Himself, The Saudi Arabian Prince Chandler Parsons = The Prettiest Boy in Houston Donatas Motiejunas = White Version of Hakeem Olajuwon Ronnie Brewer = Acorn Isaiah Canaan = Sip, Stefan Urquelle from Family Matters (reference) Francisco Garcia = Peoples from Shaft Reggie Williams = Reginald (no creativity means he's gone) Patrick Beverley = Trinidad James Greg Smith = Biggest Gummy Bear in Texas Rob Covington = The Dance Machine James Harden = One of the best Street Fighters of All-Time, The Man who parted the Red Sea. Kimbo Slice, aka Moses, aka BA Barackus Then Patrick Beverley revealed the nicknames for Dwight Howard: Beetlejuice, aka Montel Williams, aka Head and Shoulders
LMAO at Beetlejuice, that is great and then the Head and Shoulders HAHAHAH!!! Im happy Bev got him back with the jokes.
Basketball players aren't the smartest bunch. Dwight needs to check up on his Mideast relations and Chinese isn't Asian. Sounded like he was trying to say ni hao maybe?
"The Pigeon Toe" was Aaron Brooks, not Beverley. I'm guessing it's from his shooting motion... if I remember right, his feet come in when he plants to shoot.
Dwight's kind of awkward when he tries to be funny. I saw a clip where when he was signing his contract and meeting Les Alexander in the signing room, he loudly exclaimed "You're so short!!" before hugging him. LOL.
