Dwight Howard wants trade to Brooklyn by draft night

Yeah! Without his presidency, nobody would hate George Bush as much. Etc etc.

 

You do realize that the donating money to charity was done as a damage control measure after the show was announced, because they quickly realized how bad it would look if they pocketed the money (which they were originally going to do, otherwise they would have announced the charity thing immediately rather than announcing it 12 hours later)?

Seriously, what are the Miami Heat paying you to post these ridiculous things?