Durant traded to Houston for Green, Brooks, #10 pick, and multiple 2nd rounders

I get not wanting to alienate your fan base before the season even starts, but rarely have I seen this much copium in an article.

https://www.brightsideofthesun.com/...an-maluach-jalen-green-dillon-brooks-analysis

 

I don't think this one ages well, at all.

 

Oh s h * t the Rockets got Durant!

 

I've read other Suns blogs since the trade was announced and they say similar.

The delusion is very strong.

 

Wow….

 

I'm not even mad at that article...gotta do what u gotta do when you're at rock bottom

if that means trying to pass off diarrhea on a plate as fresh lentil soup, so be it

Whoever wrote that has a great future in PR tho, I will say that. That level of spin is elite

 

It's what rebuild teams do. ****, we did it. Let's not forget when they said they thought they had several all-star level players, including KPJ and Jalen Green on the roster lol. I wish them all the best, it doesn't look like theirs will be as smooth as ours has been so far, and the first part of ours wasn't that smooth haha.

 

Looks like Beal will be stretched and waived. Wonder how that will affect our future FRPs and swaps.

 

Will that not just cover Booker's monster extension to keep him a 1 team player? lol. I'm not too worried about them suddenly becoming contenders in all honesty.

 

What if the plan is to move Cam so as to add Beal on VM? IIRC KD wanted Beal in PHX

 

With that level of spin, they need to be a starting pitcher in the major leagues.

 

Sheer entertainment, KD cares about the little men on socials...

 

“Generational talent” gets thrown around so much these days it has lost all meaning.

 

KD been busy.

 

KD's offseason workout is arguing on twitter with random dudes.

 

Can someone get a KD Twitter trolling thread going?

@Os Trigonum @J.R. @zeeshan2 @Shaq2Yao @Mr. Dominant

 

That reads more like fan fiction. I think my favorite part was the Maluach wouldve been the number one in next year's completely loaded draft.

Basically "idk how Maluach fell idk how Fleming fell idk why the Rockets moved on from Green idk why they traded us Dillon but we're way better off than that Top 30 player all time".

 

A lot of the text reads like AI generated crap. The "he's not a x, he's a y" and the tone of those bullet points on the Kevin Durant sections are telltale signs of ChatGpt writing large parts of the article.

Which is fine, of course. But still. We're allowed to make fun of it, right? And the parts that are not written by AI have grammatical errors too....

 

I can't wait to see the OFFENSE Ime has drawn up this yr!! KD is expecting the players around him to shoot the 3. Sengun and Amen shooting 3s??