Outstaning post! I'll have to remember this for my trip there at the end of July. Not only have you shown the way to nice bathrooms on the strip, you've given great advice how to further enjoy your night and, quite possibly, the next morning (which, in Vegas of course, is the next afternoon). I thank you.
Well, since we are on the topic I must again bring up one of the all time classic sites: http://www.ratemypoo.com Not for the weak.
Despite the disgusting nature inherent to this thread, I still cannot bring myself to clicking on that link.
I've taken many dumps outdoors - behind buildings, in bushes, etc. My most recent outside dump story happened about two weeks ago. I was on a semi-long trip (2 hours) and I had just drank a bunch of coffee to keep me up for the trip since it was in the middle of the night. I had a little of an upset stomach, but no real big deal. I stopped to get gas in a little town. As I was pumping gas, it hit me that I really needed to go. Well, it was a 24 hour pay at the pump with no stores open in the whole town. I thought about going around behind the building, but I was able to clench it up and I didn't feel like I had to go anymore. Before I got on the road, I grabbed a few paper towels at the gas pump just in case. About 5 miles down the road it hit me again - fiercely. I was driving straight legged trying to clench it back up and make it go away again. The next town was over 30 miles so I knew that I had to do something in between. I pulled over on the side of the road and there was no time to find a bush. I open my door and used the side of my truck to sit on and took my dump right there on the highway. I was glad that I was smart enough to grab those paper towels. It probably looked like a dead brown snake on the side of the road. A funny story about toilet paper-or lack there of... A day after camping and drinking cheap beer all night, I was on the way home when I had to really take a dump. I pulled over into this baitshop/grocery store and went straight to the bathroom. After sitting down, I was taking in the usual scenery of my 3x3 area. Cleansers, beer posters with hot chicks, writing on the wall, but no TP. Now, I was in the middle of dropping a painfully large and messy dump and I needed to wipe. Normally, this wouldn't be that big of a deal as I would just use and discard a sock or my underwear. Well, since I was camping and swimming, I was not wearing underwear or socks. Not even a shirt. The thought of going without wiping was not an option, so I tore down one of the beer posters and crumpled it up to soften it a little bit. The waxy covering made things difficult, but I was able to get comfortable enough to make it down to the next real bathroom. I definitely have questionable bowels, so I have many more stories. These were just the first to come to mind.
I agree with this. Casinos have awesome bathrooms. Never had a problem using one. Question, if you are gambling at a table and have to take a bathroom break, do you cash out and go, or will the dealer hold your chips?
I used to work with a large number of Indian's at Daimler in the IT department and aparently they either didn't understand the concept of sitting or there was a religion this with putting the cheeks on a toilet. Anyway they used to stand on the toilets and squat from there. In the 5 years I was there at least once a year someone slipped off and busted their head and one year the toilet broke off the wall. I have never heard of that happening anywhere else.
Well I had jeans on, and sat on top of some paper just in case. I just aired it out when I got to work.
True fact: The Number one thing people will not drive without: Toiletpaper. Almost 35 % of people surveyed said they will not leave the house without toilet paper. Believe it or not.
Count me there. I always have a roll. I've even considered buying a box of those tissue ass gaskets for the places that don't have any. It is way to time consuming to make your own from TP.
