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Dummies Guide to How To Beat the Jazz in a Playoff Series

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SeeingRocketRed, Mar 5, 2009.

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  1. Lugz504

    Lugz504 Member

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    Have Yao stumble forward everytime a defender leans on his back.
     
    #21 Lugz504, Mar 5, 2009
  2. JayGoogle

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    Just before the game Adelman should just tell Artest to do what he pleases. Just release the Artest, time to let the chains go. Tell him if he wants to punch someone in the face, feel free.

    We may lose the series...but in reality the entire NBA wins if we get Artest punching Memo in the face for flopping.
     
    #22 JayGoogle, Mar 5, 2009
  3. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    This.

    Also, #5 FTW. DEFEND the MUTHAFRIGGIN BACK DOOR. Some of those passes last night to an open man through an open lane made me FURIOUS.
     
    #23 napalm06, Mar 5, 2009
  4. UrlPerlMonroe

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    Do a jazzercise number on them.
     
    #24 UrlPerlMonroe, Mar 5, 2009
  5. northeastfan

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    Easy. Outscore them in four games.
     
    #25 northeastfan, Mar 5, 2009
  6. TMac4Life#1

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    We tried that the last 2 years and it didn't work. Lost in game 7 in 06' and 07' lost in game 6.
     
    #26 TMac4Life#1, Mar 5, 2009
  7. RedIsen

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    1. Place ball into hoop
    2. Prevent opponent from placing said ball into hoop
    3. ??????
    4. PROFIT
     
    #27 RedIsen, Mar 5, 2009
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    FKT that I want to play the Jazz and beat the living hell out of them !!!!!!!!! I hate them with a passion !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #28 Rox Addict, Mar 5, 2009
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