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Dumbest Commercials

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Manny Ramirez, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. pugsly8422

    pugsly8422 Member

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    I can't believe nobody has mentioned the Carmello Anthony Commercials. What is the point of those? If there is a point they're just plain annoying. Melo just sits there playing games, shooting hoops, or doing whatever while some guy praises him.

    Another one that's become annoying over time...."Can you hear me now?......Good."

    I also hate those commercials with the Hilton guy where he cuts mattresses with chainsaws and at the end says "And that's a fact Jack!"

    Honorable mentions in no particular order:

    Mens Wearhouse "I guarantee It!"

    Suit Mart - those 2 guys holding up stuff telling you how cheap it is

    Gallery Furniture "Really will save you money!" Anyone else remember the Rockets championship days when he said "Really will save you money...Go Rockets!" ahh memories

    All of those cheap insurance commercials, yeah you know which ones I'm talking about.

    Fingers furniture - always ends with "Is at your Fingers!" and he points at you.

    Ray Childress - that word "Clobber" is driving me insane.


    I'm sure there are more, but the only ones that really stand out above the rest would be the Melo commercials.

    Pugs
     
  2. Austin70

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    That's the one where she looks like she fell asleep in the tanning bed right?
     
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    All I know is that in one weekend alone the most despised commercial for me is the new Blockbuster ad.

    First, late fees aren't over. Now we get to buy the tape if it is late.

    Secondly, the minute long gregorian chant "It's Ooooover" is enough to want to make me break my TV.

    Such a horrible ad.
     
  4. the futants

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    ba-ba-ba ba-ba . . . i'm lovin' it.
     
  5. DollarBill

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    Oh, I just hate this commercial. Every time I hear him saying that line, I'm like, who the hell u think you are?
     
  6. Souprocket

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    The one where the guy in the Dodge see’s a motorcycle, but already has a vanity in the back of his truck. When he arrives home she comes out like the b!tch she is and is about to berate him verbally, almost drops the "A" bomb, but then she realizes that he has the material possession that will keep her happy in the relationship for another week or so.

    I hate that b!tch !!
     
  7. mogrod

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    The two commercials I ABSOLUTELY can't stand, and they play every freakin' commercial break during a Rockets game, is the two Polaroid commercials where the people are laughing thier a**es off over a picture. What makes it worse is that the commercial breaks are louder than the game. I have tuned to muting the TV once thier is a break in action.

    Someone mentioned McD's and I would agree as well. Thier newest, which again plays during Rocket games, is the statue talking to the guy about having some of the guy's chicken. WTF! Although, I did see a commercial for them with some song and it showed Yao and Ronald McDonald playing ball.

    Someone mentioned the AOL commercials, but I fond the NetZero commercials that spoof them very clever. Same with the BudLight commercials spoofing the Miller Lite 'ref' commercials. I think they are funny at how they turn one company's commercial against them.
     
  8. JPM0016

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    The Bob viagra commericials

    The Mattress Mac radio commerical in which he does his impression of an Accountant

    Any Matthew Lesko commerical

    The Dr. Pepper adds. B2k, Garth Brooks, Reba McEntire all singing about Dr. Pepper :rolleyes:
     
  9. mogrod

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    Those stupid 'Alias' commercials that keep playing over and over again on ESPN.

    "What's your real name?"
    "Ima"
    "Ima what?"
    "Ima gonna kick your a..."


    Those Victoria Secret commercials are annoying as well. Every time I see one I have to go and take a cold shower.
     
  10. swilkins

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    Guy 1: "Keep on keeping on"
    Guy 2: "Aces"
     
  11. swilkins

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    I can't stand the Hilton Furnature commercials.

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!

    And that's a fact...

    JACK!!!
     
  12. pugsly8422

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    OMFG!!! How could I forget that one?!?!?! That tops the Melo commercials, these are the worst there is PERIOD! I literally either change the station or mute it every time this comes on. This takes the cake as the absolute dumbest and most annoying in my book.

    Pugs
     
  13. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I do like the Dodge commercial with the Hemi Guys where the chubby one gets to ride in the cab with his Hemi Idol and starts daydreaming about them being best friends. Still wouldn't buy a Dodge, but I do like that guy..."That thing got a Hemi in it?"
     
  14. pugsly8422

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    One that I did find kind of funny the first couple of times was a Jack in the Box commercial. The guys are in the truck getting some special meals, one opens his to see what his "prize" is and says "Tire Chains!" Yeah that commercial. It was amusing the first 2-3 times, but like most others, got old quick.

    Pugs
     
  15. MR. MEOWGI

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    Sonic guys suck.

    There is a commercial out right now where this little baby talks. Any commercial with a talking baby or animal sucks.

    Yeah, those laughing commercials are annoying.
     
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    You are my man!!! Tears!

    These two commericals just annoy the hell out of me.
     
  17. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Oh man, thank YOU for mentioning that one!! That biyotch is so annoying and the outfit she is wearing is so f*cking sloppy.
     
  18. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Her outfit looks sloppy? Manny, if you lived in New York rather than Tennessee...

    :D
     
  19. KaiSeR SoZe

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    'I'm a Ford Truck Maaan...That's all I drieeeeve!'
     
  20. SamCassell

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    Wow, no idea how a guy can go from talking about his farts in the shower to a discussion of how sloppy a woman in a commercial dresses. :p
     

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