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Dumbest Commercials

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  1. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    You are correct. Dumbest commercial of the year.
     
  2. bladeage

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    That is probably the dumbest commercial of all time.
     
  3. Apollo Creed

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    WTF is it?!?!?!

    That is the commercial equivalent of the Cloverfield monster.
     
  4. Faos

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    My kids love it.

    I would like to nominate the talking apple in the Appleby's commercial. Is there anything more annoying than listening to Wanda Sykes? She has one character and that's the "sassy smartass woman". Pretty limited if you ask me.
     
  5. OrangeCountyCA

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    Most annoying commercials to me

    Enzyte
    Girls Gone Wild


    Stupidest commercial to me

    Carl's Jr. Portobello Mushroom Burger
     
  6. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    those commercials are so over the top. with the overjoyed wife, and the jealous neighbors. at least they don't beat around the bush.
     
  7. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Ooh, great one!
     
  8. ClutchCityReturns

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    That dumb-f***ing McDonald's commercial with the little kid in the gold track suit eating dinner with his family while listening to that "Everybody clap your hands" excuse for a song. This is a prime example of how McDonald's commercials are completely f***ing random and have absolutely no connection to their food other than the fact that they show people eating it. They could literally put out a commercial with that gay black lawnmower guy eating a Big Mac and somehow, some-F***ING-how, the general public wouldn't even notice.

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    "I'm lovin' it! Ba-da-ba-ba-ba!"

    Can't you see it?

    Anyway, the people at this forum appear to be brainwashed. Either that or its the kid's agent posting under multiple names. Scroll down to see the comments.

    http://www.splendad.com/ads/show/1481-McDonalds-Cha-Cha-Slide
     
  9. rrj_gamz

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    My kids like that Mcdonalds commerical witht he kid dancing...I don't let them eat McDonalds though...

    I Bud American Lager ones are dumb...I too dislike the Wanda Sykes apple one...

    And c'mon, those Sonic Commerical rock...I do like that new domino's one were the guys tells his girl, we've got 30 minutes for the pizza to arrive and the girls says, well, what do we do for the other 28 minutes...
     
  10. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    lighten up francis, its a commercial about mcnuggets, its geared towards kids, the kid is supposed to be the cool one in the family, because he eats nuggets. what's not to get
     
  11. ClutchCityReturns

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    It's stupid. Plus, my disgust is geared toward the vast majority of McDonald's commercials. This just happens to be the current pile of sh|t they're running.
     
  12. Lynus302

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    How cool would it be to have a bunch of zombies as a fast food mascot? Someone get on that.

    Definitely NOT brilliant.



    My most-hated are those damn Planet Ford commercials: "He's a big Ford MAAAAAAAAAAN! He's Randall REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!" I wanna choke that fugger.
     
  13. YourSecretLover

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    that Mcdonalds commercial is my favorite of all time.

    Everytime it comes on i start dancing!


    The worst commercials are Carls Jr.
     
  14. BiGGieStuFF

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    I like this one. Hoochie Mama!

    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tl1tKgIzNKg&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tl1tKgIzNKg&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
     
  15. WhoMikeJames

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    Hello???

    Nobody has mentioned the Rockets Live commericial with Tmac, Yao and Battier coming up on the stage like its some sort of concert. :rolleyes:
     
  16. weslinder

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    It'd be a decent commercial anyway, but the under-the-breath "Hoochie Mama" makes it a classic. Hilarious commercial.
     
  17. g1184

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    good commercials:
    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YR71GnQ4CU4&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YR71GnQ4CU4&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

    bad commercial:
    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oOevAF9SiFo&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oOevAF9SiFo&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
     
  18. krnxsnoopy

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    Three commercials I can't stand.. And they all happen to have "singing".

    Wendy's talking burger commercial (What is that a man singing in a woman voice?)

    Optimum Raggaeton with the mermaids and r****ded lobster "4-4-4-8!" (on ALL THE TIME)

    Jeep Liberty Singing squirrel/birds/wolf commercial (on ALL THE TIME)
     
  19. JunkyardDwg

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    Naw the Jingle Bells commercial was far, far worse. Some of them had to read the lyrics off a paper!!

    Schwab, McDonalds, Wendys commercials all kind of suck.

    The Chevy commercials I could do without but are LEAGUES better than the Big Dog Daddy commercials of Ford.

    Among the best commercials...the Toyota truck commercials that were shot in HD....so, so beautiful.
     
  20. Drexlerfan22

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    So true.

    I'm convinced that the overall entertainment value of commercials in general would skyrocket if there were no car commercials.
     

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