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Dumb skills/talents most people have but you don't

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by subtomic, Sep 1, 2004.

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  1. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    For the life of me, I cannot figure out how to use those stupid wooden paddle/elastic band/rubber ball thingies where you hit the ball back and forth against the paddle. I always screw it up just like Mel Brooks in "Blazing Saddles".
     
  2. Mrs. Valdez

    Mrs. Valdez Member

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    I still need to learn to drive a manual shift. I tried it once when JV was teaching me how to drive. The experience was horribly embarrassing and didn't seem to need to be repeated since we have an automatic.

    m_cable, are you serious or were you watching Frasier this week? :)
     
  3. m_cable

    m_cable Member

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    Well I'm almost never serious. . . but I still can't ride a bike.
     
  4. bamaslammer

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    I can only snap my fingers on my right hand.
     
  5. dback816

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    I can't whistle...despite many attempts to learn from my dad, uncle, friends and even some random old dude I met while pumping gas...
     
  6. MR. MEOWGI

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    The trick is to hit the ball really hard. I kick butt at those things.
     
  7. Bailey

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    What, not even in lederhosen?
     
  8. Gutter Snipe

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    I've got one of those paddle things. I can juggle three balls, but I can't hit one stinking ball on a string.

    Oh, and I've only driven stick once.
     
  9. bigboymumu

    bigboymumu Member

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    Me too!
     
  10. dean

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    burping, snapping fingers, swimming, blowing bubble gum, tumbling, saying the word "bull" or "wall", whistling
     
  11. pchan

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    I can't Swim.
    can't snap my finger... can't whistle
    I am just not a cool kid :(
     

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