word! My last job I worked 4 10's a week and it was great! Did it for 4 years and loved it! Alas! The new job is back to 5 days a week! S'all good! I have a very generous paid time off package!
1. how does a tag reading "do not step on the lawn" get there? 2. A butterbread always falls on the butter side. A cat always falls on their feet. What happens when you put butter on the back of the back? 3. The day mankind found out that cows are giving milk, what exactly have they be doing? 4. Why has the cover of a coffin to be nailed down? and last but not least: 5. Do fire victims get discounts at the crematorium???
and why do guys always fall for the same type of women? Especially the women who just use the guys or string them along. Or who use them as friends but could never be anything else. I was just thinking how there seems to be a "designated girlfriend" type that everyone wants - quiet, submissive, and pretty - and the rest of us are "any port in a storm" types. I don't know, but it ain't right. Used to wonder that. Seems like it could stand to be a little closer. On the other hand, there are benefits. You can have a lot of fun without ever... well, you know. (on the other hand, something like wearing tight pants might get you... well, distracted. or put you in a certain mood)
Why are criminals always short? All I hear about on Crimestoppers is "so-and-so is 5 ft. 5 inches tall, 160 pounds, armed and dangerous. If you have seen so-and-so, call...." Napoleon complex?
AB: -How can ladies with big breasts be good golfers? They probably can't. It causes enough trouble in, say, racquetball. Also don't get me started on that exercise they have us do in aerobics where we hold a small barbell between our arms (not our hands). You're supposed to be able to get the sides of your arms close to each other and pick the weight up with them. bnb: Why do science and math geeks post on a basketball bbs in the off-season?? To try to get away from the science and math. Of course, we just can't resist sharing it with everyone else when we get here.
You must have a crummy pop-up blocker, because mine just runs in the background, and gives me the false impression that the Internet is a nice homey place that isn't just out to take my money.
Who says the guy who put down the sign has to follow the rule? Look at the cops and speed limit law! U were just unlucky with your bread and the cat is lucky with theirs! I am also sure the guy who sunk to fondling the cow's t*** were not looking to satisfy his thirst. The people who discovered milk could have just observed the calves sucking on their mothers. It could simply be a woman who taught that to the men! Sanitary reason. In fact, the wood coffin has to be put inside a metal one as well. Yes, but the firemen charge extra to dig them up!
We can see in color because we have the equipment, so to speak, for seeing color. We have 2 different types of light receptors in our eyes. One to see light and dark values, one to see RGB values.... The combination and interpretation of those values is what we "see" Things are colored because things just naturally have some kind of pigment in them. It's the absorption or reflection of light that yields "color" and then our eyes pick it up and interpret it as "color" There are different races only because of minor physiological differences. Once we die and our skin and muscle decay, our bones will look pretty much the same. There are different religions because, in a shallow sense, people always have to be right. On a deeper sense, people just follow what they think is right. Nobody wants to sit and pray to something they don't think is what's really out there. Most rappers misspell their names so that the ghetto folk can recognize it. OR they dropped out of school and can't spell anyway. (j/k )
