Uh-oh. The Duke has spelled everything correctly in a post for the very first time. Houston, we have a problem!! ------------------ I am the b*stard son of LHutz. Huh? Right!
Pole, Please do not give LHutz any more ideas! Of course, that could make him even more interesting. ------------------ Stay Cool...
Pole, I thought the path to enlightenment was through Mezcal and mescaline.... But, that's just what I've heard. ------------------ I have a dream.........his name's Hakeem. DREAMer's Rocket Page
Duke! Did you say I was stupid after all these year I bashed your brains in over and over again with my great posts? Are you delirious? My unborn baby is smarter than you!!!!!!!! And he can't even breathe yet! If you're so smart, then answer me this! Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? If you can solve that, then I will give you my biscuit from my Popeyes chicken combo! Idiot!! ------------------
LHutz and Popeye mentioned in the same thread? hmmmm coincidence or something more? ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
You got me beat DOOKIE. I finally got some sleep last night. It was WONDERFUL!!!! ------------------ Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the motherfuc@er upside the head!
DUKE, You might want to sleep once in a while, because your neural pathways are solidified by dreaming. Through sleep we can remember what happened while we where awake. ------------------ I'm sticking with Charlotte. I can't flip because I don't want to be confused with Peter Vecsey. -- Charles Barkley
SO?!!?!? DUKE has no memory problems! Which reminds me, DUKE HAS spent much time pondering these past few days! Should not a manhole be more properly termed a 'sewer cover'...? The term 'manhole' implies that it is an orifice on a man's body, or that it's a hole in which to store men. This, my colleagues, is obviously false. The only things stored in so-called manholes are giant half-man, half-rat zombies. See? SLEEP IS FOR WEAKIES! ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
FILTH!!!! FILTH!!! LHUTZ DUKE OF TRUTH IS SURROUNDED BY THE FILTH OF THIS BBS! YOU ARE ALL UNCLEAN! I AM MORDOR! I AM MAMMON! I AM THE ANGEL OF DEATH AND YOU ARE MY WILLING SERVANTS! WORSHIP DUKE!!! I HAVE DISCOVERED THE SECRET OF OF OF OF OF EVERLASTING LIFE-- DO NOT SLEEP!! DUKE HAS NOT SLEPT SINCE FIVE DAYS AND MY POWERS HAVE GROWN! DUKE DUKE THERE IS NO OTHER. YOUR GOD CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM THE TRUTH. I am so sleepy. I am so sleepy. I am so sleepy. I am so sleepy. I am so sleepy. They are after me. DON'T THINK DUKE HASN'T NOTICED. I SEE ALL!!! ALMUUU GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR NOSE. DUKE SAW THE BLACK CAR FOLLOWING HIM, BUT IT WILL NOT TROUBLE ME ANYMORE AFTER I RANNED IT OFF THE ROAD. kill me ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
You haven't had your mezcal, have you Duke. You have only seen a mirage of enlightenment, not true enlightenment. Listen to me, for I am the way. Go to Spec's liquor warehouse, and buy a case of mezcal. Drink no less than three bottles, or you will become more delusional. DO IT NOW! And be free. ------------------ stop posting my damn signature
OK DUKE, we have enough christianity related threads, please lay off the God talk! You are one half the personality of one f-ed up individual. But who????????? ------------------ There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Rock-a-bye, DOOKIE, In the bullitin board; There you can dream, Of stabbing Brett with a sword; You can write award winning poetry, And RUDDY will be fired; And your "ex wife, that stupid ho", that you hate so much, Would get run over by a Yugo with monster truck tires. ------------------ Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the motherfuc@er upside the head!
Filth??? Duke, I showered this morning. Did you? ------------------ I am the b*stard son of LHutz. Huh? Right!
OK. What happened to Dukey? Is he still asleepy? Wake up Duke, and tell us all about the wild ride it was! ------------------ I got nothing.
WHY must DUKE esxplain everything to you?! WHY OH LORD DIDN"T you just make everyone as S-M-R-T as DUKE? KLSHFKFHKJ! OK. I tell you. AFTER FIVE NIGHTS with no sleep, DUKE started having some problems! I constantly had a whatchacallit, erection? NO wait I mean headache!!!! AND DUKE was a little sleepy. SO I worked out what we INTALLECTUALS call a "modus operandy": DUKE now sleeps no more than EIGHT HOURS per night and no mor than FOUR HOURS while at work. IT WORK OUT GOOD. NOW you will excuse DUKE EL HUTZ, it is time for my afternoon nap. DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP. ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
Aaah Duke, it's good to see that you got some sleep. Your spelling and grammar are back to normal now. ------------------ I am the b*stard son of LHutz. Huh? Right!
Man, I'm tired today...ready to go home and be the Pimp of Sleep. ------------------ Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and pimp-slap the mother****** upside the head!
