He's rich and a movie star and you are like me, some dork posting on a sports message board. Garner is alright - I always thought her body was her best feature but for some reason, I just find her incredibly annoying - maybe it is because I think she has been overexposed in the last couple of years.
I'll give her a minor prop for being a native Houstonian, and being my age. I think she's alright looking, but nothing to go crazy for.
Garner is not great looking, but she hs a nice fit body, her face is her worse feature. She is not very pretty looking.