ROFLMAO.. this post is the most underrated of all time.. I can't believe no one replied to it yet.. are people anesthetized for good humor, or are they just dumb??
2 years is worse, but a lot of that was by choice and will power. These days I can't even catch my breath though.
Blah. Just came back from a really good date. Been a while where I was truly taken aback by the woman's looks. Course, the fact that she had the Australian accent really helped out, also. (She has lived here for 14 years. Been divorced for 5) But a knockout, look-wise. And yet I have another date tomorrow with someone else. In fact, I just checked my call log, and 11 of the last 20 received calls were from 11 different women. I know I like to toot my own horn, but, at the same time, my love-life looks more like an ocean during a Tsunami. Major waves followed by major droughts. It's never really bothered me. I don't feel like getting laid makes me more of a man. But it certainly is a lot of fun when the getting is good. And bidness has been very good the last few weeks. There has to be a reason for it, though. Perhaps hormonal on my end? Maybe I stink, or I just stop caring? I've no idea. But, for the past 5 years, it has always gone this way. Quite the conundrum, if you ask me.
Cue the KingCheetah gif "unlikely" I may have had one of the longest dry spells ever but it has passed thankfully.
Ive been on a dryspell for years now. I contracted HIV. There is more to life than chasing random tail. You better be careful out there. Godbless
This coming from the guy I busted as a liar. That is funny. As I've stated before, I may be a jack-ass, but I don't lie. Just checked my log. Now it's 10 of the last 20. Bernadette (Girl I was with last night) My son client Dad Todd telemarketer Brandi Random chick I stole some jingle bells from on Saturday who wants to meet (don't know her name yet) Sara (girl I'm meeting tonight.) client Patricia (Girl I had over late Saturday) Tom Yodie Mary Jane (Girl I also had over late Saturday) Lisa Robin Courtney (the last three all called due to a blast text I sent out about Saturday's party.) Bobby client client
I'll be in Houston for the holidays and possibly in midtown one night with the guys. If I see him, I plan on confronting him face to face and we'll see what happens. Will keep the bbs updated, possibly even youtube the event.
The best part about this, is that you don't get it. Nobody is saying you are a liar. Even if the last 30 out of 30 calls on your iphone are hot girls awaiting the itch, YOU DON'T BRAG ABOUT IT ON A MESSAGE BOARD. Geez, lol.
