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[drunk girls] did I hear this correctly

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Aug 25, 2012.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    So my neighbor and I host big parties for big sporting events in Boulder. Which means a 10k for Memorial Day that goes right by our house and today the biggest bicycling event currently going on in the world right now

    http://www.usaprocyclingchallenge.com/

    Neighbor gets an Avery brewery truck here (8 kegs) for free...he's so awesone... and 150 people planned. I do BBQ to feed them. Today there was 500 people easy, since we are on the race path...twice...both ways.

    Problem is we only have three toilets between us.

    Two super hot college girls come into my house to pee...which is fine...which is why I have the doors open. I'm shredding my pork, and one walks into to the kitchen to say this:

    "That's the best pee experience I've ever had."

    this is not a joke.
     
  2. ScolaIsBallin

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    So why is this in the GARM?
     
  3. Artie_Fufkin

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    calling the cops on this thread
     
  5. Haymitch

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    So what you're saying is if Les put the Rockets arena on your street he would have better turn outs for home games?
     
  6. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Highly disappointed considering thread title...
     
  7. v3.0

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    Parsons must have been in the bathroom.
     
  8. ScolaIsBallin

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    Wait a sec... is "shredding my pork" a new term for jacking off?
     
  9. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    am I in the GARM right now? lol I blame this on Apple
     
  10. cheke64

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    The smallest things excite you Brah. Im more interested in that boulder party you got going and the food.
     
  11. Rox11

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    She must be talking about the Lin poster in the bathroom, why else would it be in the garm?
     
  12. LosPollosHermanos

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    I don't get it what the big deal is? Unless she hinted on a bit more..
     
  13. supdudes

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    I've taken really good dumps...I guess it applies to numero uno as well
     
  14. Rodman23

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    Congratulations, your bathroom was just used for two girls one cup part two...
     
  15. arkoe

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    HP must have the nicest bathroom ever.
     
  16. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    you are in Boulder, right? this happened with 2 days notice. It's all my neighbor's doing. next time. 15th/Spruce. I need to remember the cfnet Boulderites. There is a party in mid sept...not my place, but you should come!
     
  17. arkoe

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    You have TP interwoven with gold or something HP?
     
  18. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    He has the three shells.
     
  19. Dei

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    Did she say that to you or you just overheard it?
     
  20. Rodman23

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    Maybe she just took a pregnancy test and it came out negative.
     

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