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Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Shovel Face, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. BrieflySpeaking

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    Bud Light should contact the kid, offer an endorsement deal.
     
  2. JuanValdez

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    My 4-year old wouldn't be able to open a beer can. This kid is probably a little more handy with tools.

    I don't blame the mother on this one really, but it does make me feel a little better about the parenting travails I face.
     
  3. The_Yoyo

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    sorry i laughed at the whole drinking and putting on the dress part

    reminded me of my friend in college


    but yeah when i clicked the thread i was like "which southern state will this be in?"
     
  4. worzel gummidge

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    Kid is 4... 21. 17 with 16 a possibility.
     
  5. Al Calavicci

    Al Calavicci Contributing Member

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    say what you want about the mother

    but that kid knows how to live life to the fullest
     
  6. Oski2005

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    ^ :grin: EXACTLY.

    LOL @ the mom saying "Kids do these things and... well, what can you do... you just try to do your best..." :p FAIL.

    A posse is something you're supposed to organize! :eek:
     
  8. BmwM3

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    In 3 years, the kid will be doing this.
     
  9. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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  10. Rashmon

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    I heard he earned a cub scout badge in bootlegging.
     
  11. DonkeyMagic

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    he may be more of a brownie type with his dress..

    [​IMG]
     
  12. superden

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    This kid is MESSED up.
     
  13. DreamRoxCoogFan

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    I am stunned that no one has made a Always Sunny reference yet. I immediately thought of Mac when I saw the title.
     
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    Mac was right! It is a Christmas tradition!
     
  15. Invisible Fan

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    It'd be a mockery of our justice system not to prosecute Mr. Wright as an adult.
     
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    If you can open a tab beer, you are an adult.
     
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    I fear that won't be the last time we hear about him. Kinda scary how he was so nonchalant about the possibility of killing someone with the car.
     
  18. hjg877

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    It wasn't the last time:

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    (Yes, the grandmother took her daughter to Judge Judy to sue her for negligence)


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  20. CrazyDave

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    Riiiiight... because if ever there was a way to discourage/punish a kid for delinquent behavior, it's gotta be with a wave of attention and an all expenses paid trip to Cali. What could go wrong?
     

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