99% -- You will be fine. You don't have much THC bound in your fat. The levels of THC metabolites or the concentration in your urine will be too low to be deemed a 'positive test'. I think you would pass a blood and hair test as well. You smoked one time and have around 20 days before the test. I wouldn't take any crazy cleansers or take any masking agents. Just act normal and stay clean.. you'll be fine
<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z_dzDb5v744?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z_dzDb5v744?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object> I seen him!
Friend of mine smoked 6 bowls the night before a piss test, she took the best cleanser you can buy and passed it fine. As for her tampon, it probably got soaked.
HOW ACCURATE ARE THE AT HOME DRUG TESTS? any brand suggestions?? I'm looking at one called first check?
prune juice -- drink a lot of it. serves as a natural cleanser. can only help you then drink a crap load of water warning -- will take a lot of schits
That brand works fine. I've used it before. Also, any brand from CVS or Walgreens will do. As far as accuracy, it should say on the box. You smoked half a blunt, you're going to be fine lol. Like others have said, just exercise and it will get out of your fat cells. Also, as far as cleansers go, the ones from GNC don't really do anything. Go to your local smoke shop, and someone there will be able to recommend something for you.
Like others said…buy a home piss test from Walgreens and take it a couple of days before the official test. In the meantime do cardio every day and hydrate….you’ll be golden. Based on your description of how often you smoke I think you would pass in less than 2 weeks time. But do the home piss test first. If it tests positive you’ll have a few days to figure out where you can get clean piss.
My friend smoked one small blunt, four weeks later he failed a drug test getting him into a college program... Now he is living on the street and sucking dong for cheeseburgers.
Blood tests are only used for detection if a workplace accident occurs. They want to test if the person in question was intoxicated during the incident in order to clear themselves of liability. So traces of THC would not be found in the blood past a day or so.
Someone I know very well once got called in for a random at work. Freaking out, they drank a ton of water and the test showed up as inconclusive. A few days later they were asked to test again. A few weeks go by with no news, so they assume they are in the clear and proceed to smoke several bowls one night. The next day, they get called in to test because the 2nd test had also come back diluted. They are then escorted to the testing center by a manager, and sure they will fail due to smoking the night before. Somehow they passed, and never heard another word about it.
Also, as others have said you are worrying about nothing. Someone that rarely smokes is usually clean within a week. Take a home test and ease your mind.
You should take some crazy drug from colombia that will make you forget all about this problem..... Its called "The Devil’s Breath".... Try it out...
run alot, drink many fluids, drink cranberry juice as it is a natural antioxidant and has flushing capabilities. The day of the test drink alot of water and also start taking vitamin b12 as it is a water soluble yellow-colored substance that will make your pee neon-ish yellow. 21 days should be fine if you just run alot, eat healthy, don't smoke and also drink alot of water
Someone I know took a test 9 days after heavy smoking for years leading up to that. Passed with no tea, no nothing. You can go to concentra medical center and pay $30 to test yourself. Plenty of companies use them including the rockets. When taking actual test pee in toilet for first part and try to catch pee mid stream. The dirty part of your pee is at the beginning of piss stream and also first few pisses of day so be sure to try to pee a bunch of times before the time of test. As mentioned - If you drink a bunch of water day of, take the b12 for yellow color, and perhaps midol or bayer you dont even need the tea. A friend drank the tea and passed and he smoked same week. The tea is like the last thing sure fire, but really I think a diuretic and b12 an f-ton of water is the same as the tea but the tea is I believe golden seal. They sell it at gnc. Certainly sweating it out will help. If you snorted cocaine and do a hair test I can tell you right now if its less than 90 days you are screwed. honestly with what you smoked the timelines and everything else I bet you could take the test right now and pass. If you are going to spend money might as well spend it at a real deal piss center like concentra vs. home test. Don't mess with any of the one cup drinks that they sell at head shops. Those aren't enough. Additives to piss don't work too well either so dont do that. I know a guy that microwaves clean piss and tapes it to ball sack inside a thick rubber. Not sure if I would try that. They also have the fake dick but I think those are like 175. Probably not necessary here.
I think its uncool to spread details about my personal life on the internet. But as long as it's out there. Does anybody want to party? I am hungry.
Yes: 1. <2 weeks. Lots of water + very low caloric intake + lots of running (except for day prior to test) = clean pass. 2. <1 week. Little cardio, all water, consumed nearly nothing but water (including day prior & day of) = inconclusive. Worst case scenario a delay tactic until you're retested, best case the company accepts the lab's result of a 99.999+% all-water piss sample as a pass, as they did in my case. No retest. The lab tech gave me the stinkeye & made a comment though. He knew what was up. But there's no way you're failing, even without trying. In fact, if up until two days before your test, you run 3-4 miles every morning & night, drink 1 1/2 to 2gal. of water per day, & don't increase calories, you can even party tonight.
Using terms like "rillo" and "dro" and estimating how much you smoked in gram amounts leads me to believe you smoke more than 1-3 times a year. Just admit you're a pothead focker.
