Driving test at DPS near Red Bluff

Are you Sonny Corleone? Take the test and get on with life.

 

what he said.

 

Took the test there 27 years ago. Don't remember. Sorry Bro.

 

If you know how to drive, then you should be perfectly fine, regardless of the route.

Do not worry about such petty things. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

 

...or is rage planning on sabotaging somebody else while they are taking their driving test?

 

Its not hard. If you can't pass without memorizing the route then you really should not be driving.

 

They begin the test by offering you coke as soon as you get into the car. THIS IS A TRICK.

Fasten your seatbelt, adjust your mirrors, and then do the coke.

The next part involves having you drive into oncoming traffic to test your reflexes. If you've seen any 90's action movie, you should be fine. Remember: other cars are more afraid of you than you are of them.

If you survive, you'll be asked to run a few small errands, because the examiner is a busy person and doesn't have time to do them on his/her off-hours.

I was asked to pick up more coke, then get the guy's kids from day care, drop them off at their babysitter's apartment, and then go to the dry cleaner. Your results may differ.

Finally (and perhaps most importantly), comes the ethics test. The examiner will make you swear not to tell anyone what happened during the test. If you don't agree, you fail automatically.

If you do agree, you'll be asked to play chicken with a train, to make sure you're sincere. I swerved at the last second, but the passenger side was demolished by the train.

Luckily, I was able to find the examiner's body (and wallet), so I just took his license and glued a picture of my face on it.

I hope this helped.

 

Jeeez, he is just trying to make sure he doesn't run into any of his hookers on the streets!

 

lol you goofed hard, my main man. Had you made it back to the DPS with the examiner(alive), you would have received your complimentary vehicle. If I'm not mistaken, the route you described was the Tuesday route, which I think is Audi day(or dirt bike day, not 100%).

Source(s): 30 years experience at DPS

 

He called it the "Funday Sunday" route, which worried me, because it was Tuesday.

But hey, free coke and a license.

Pissed I missed out on the complimentary vehicle, though.