Driver's eye test

if you "study" for eye tests...what do you do for blood tests?

 

I was a little worried about my renewal also but the eye exam is a cake walk.

 

Just don't tell them where you got this top secret info:

Line 1: EF
Line 2: LPED
Line 3: PECFD
Line 4: EDFCZP
Line 5: DEFPOTEC
Line 6: PEZOLCFTD

 

So let me get this straight...

You guys are worried your vision is so bad that you need to cheat, and you still feel entitled to drive a 2000-lb vehicle capable of killing people?

It's too easy to get a driver's license in America and that's why we have bad drivers on the roads all the time...

 

Just memorize Line 6 of the chart I posted earlier.

Tell them you can do it with your eyes closed. Then do it. They'll be impressed.

Explain that you learned to drive while drunk so driving drunk shouldn't be a problem either.

 

Either way you're reading, identifying, and comprehending at an elementary level. A 10-year-old could pass that test.

 

Let me know when you blind guys are going to be driving around, so I can stay home.