Drexlerisms.

"This offense is a well-oiled machine!"

Usually said after a broken play where the Rockets score off an offensive rebound.

 

There should be limit on how many times Clydes can say "Pin down". I certainly see why he didn't work out as a coach.

 

"we were playing horse. But it was more like pig." Describing his loss to Antonio gates.

 

after the game, he said "the rockets control their own destiny, they just need to win the rest of their games".

clearly he doesn't understand the nature of the phrase "controlling your own destiny".

 

Bill: Guys follow the Rockets and myself on Twitter and Facebook.
Clyde: Facebook? The only thing you know about Facebook is what's on your face! HAHAHAHHAHA! * goes on laughing and seriously thinks he's funny8
Bill:....

 

Last night he said something about Mike Harris having the capability to be a great player on a bad team? Anyone here this?

 

That's because he works for the Department of the Redundancy Department.

 

I also found this r****ded

 

Tune in now, hilarity abound.

 

fixed

 

This game has been hillarious


First clyde comments that not much defense is being played. Bill then comments , " what a profound observation, .. thats why your getting paid the big bucks" LOL

Then i think i heard cyle say that Martin trying to defend Marion was like child abuse. I love clyde

 

How about Clyde saying, with 10.8 seconds left and the Rockets leading by a point, "This could be the most important 10 seconds of this game."

 

To Bill

"Commentating with you is like playing with Hakeem Olajuwon, you just gotta show up."

 

Yeah, I also loved how he said (at the same point in the game - Mavs down by one), "The Mavericks can either go for two or for three here.". My wife almost spit out her drink laughing.

I love Clyde and all. He's a local legend. But dude just needs to step away from broadcasting altogether.

 

Wish I wasn't stuck with the Dallas feed after reading some of those!

 

I think Drexler has infected Worrell. Last night, after Brad Miller made a 3, Worrell noted that Miller made 4 3s against the Clippers and commented that Brad is probably the best 3 pt shooter at his height because no other 7 footer has made that many.


All this while Dirk Nowitzki was playing basketball right in front of Bill and Clyde.

 

That explains a lot.

 

Clyde Drexler and Bill Worrell both need to go. Clyde is clueless and Worrell is just too old. For half the year, Bill's been calling Lowry a 2nd round pick. Last night with 40 seconds left in the game and the Rockets down two, Brad Miller jacks a three ... Bill: Brad Miller for the wiiinnn....

 

It's always best to keep your cool. Heh heh.

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