1 minute into the game vs Orlando, after Yao makes his first shot, Clyde says something to the effect of, "and Yao has dominated Dwight so far."
I don't remember who started this, Matt Bullard or Drexler, but one of the good ones I remember: (After a horrible shot attempt) "Thats the type of shot thats only good if it goes in."
Ha! You forgot to include "mon"...which is weird cuz i never heard mutumbo say mon. Drexler's impressions of deke are more on the jamaican side..
He had a coffee and a donut in the lane. How does that even make sense? I mean I understand he was in the lane for a long time but couldn't he have come up w/ something better? What am I saying of course not because than it wouldn't be called a Drexlerism
You know what would sell at the Rockets Store? A pull-string Clyde doll that has about nine or ten lines. Tell me that wouldn't sell like hot cakes!
That, would be AWESOME Dont want to get carried away on a unlikely never-to-happen idea Could have Drexler Doll giveaway night of announcer version, player version, UH Coog version, Dancing with the Stars version...
I love the way that Clyde said TurkoGlue(Turkoglu) instead of leaving the G silent..i know we only play them twice a year..but can blatantly mispronouncing players names become a general Drexlerism?
It's only when he shows up big; it's like the name of his super alter ego. Most of the time, he's just plain Von Wafer, but every so often, Baron von Wafer takes the court and goes nuts.
Hornets' Ely drove to the basket and fell on the floor. The whistle was blown. Replay.... Bill: Where is the foul? Drexler: The line. He's tripped by the foul line.
I like how tonight he talked about Wafer scoring exactly a point a minute when the had 9 points in 10 minutes. He then asked for Bill's approval and after a brief awkward pause Bill cheerfully said, "...almost." ...about the only guy who I crack up more listening to would be Walt Frazier's coverage of the Knicks games. It's like listening to Bob Uker's character in Major League, "Just a bit outside" (while the ball sails to the backstop).
This is off the subject but we should all bring our WE Believe and Clutch City signs to the games! If anyone knows were I can get more please email me at joe_zapien@yahoo.com Thanks guys!
Line of the night. Cook has played maybe 3 minutes all year, but Clyde is optimistic that he could see some time in the playoffs.
In the game against the hornets i think it was ron artest that got called for a foul. Clyde proceeded to say..."Wow. Even the fans dont like that call." Like our fans would be the last ones to get upset when they call a foul on us? Textbook drexlerism. I love every one of them.
It was actually, "Even the fans are booing that call." As if there's another group of people associated with booing calls.
