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[Dream]The wierdest thing just happened to me...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Two Sandwiches, Apr 23, 2005.

  1. macalu

    macalu Member

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    i like to talk in my "sleep" with people around just to f*ck with them. the hardest part is keeping a straight face when the person is like "WTF?".
     
  2. meggoleggo

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    My best friend used to call her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend while he was sleeping because he was stupid enough to answer the phone and he was too asleep to think about lying to her about what he'd been doing with whom. So she'd call and ask did you kiss so and so? Did you sleep with her? did she give you a bj? etc etc etc.... So she'd find out what he'd been up to and who he was screwing in a 10 minute conversation instead of waiting weeks for someone else to finally break the barrier of silence to talk about his goings on. What a megabitch move.
     
  3. Two Sandwiches

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    Bump from the past....


    I had a crazy dream last night, and wanted to post, but didn't want to start a new thread. I found this gem (that I hardly remembered). Good times. I'm now married to my "girlfriend" that had the dream. :cool:

    Anyways, I had a weird dream last night....

    So, I had a dream that I had to do a CT scan on Michael Jordan, which was weird enough. Apparently, it was of his head. I do them for a living, so that part wasn't too abnormal. As I was getting a medical history, Air Jordan starts telling me how he got shot two or three times in his back while in Vietnam. He even showed me the scars. My dream of me doing the scan on MJ suddenly fades out, and I'm on a pirate ship, recounting to someone (a pirate?) about how I did an exam on Michael Jordan one time.


    One of the wackiest things of this dream is how I remembered it:



    Yep, walking past a Hanes display at Wal-Mart.
     
  4. sinobball

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    OP seriously next time you need to record your g/f and upload it to youtube

    btw were her eyes open when she was sleepwalking/talking? I have problems imagine people sleeping with their eyes open.
     
  5. Two Sandwiches

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    I'm sure they were.

    This thread was bumped from like 6 years ago, though.
     
  6. rolyat93

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    That's awesome, I've had some funky dreams as well, but the only ones I remember vividly are talking to my grandpa(he passed away a few years back)
    He talks to me about women and life like working and stuff(seriously) We've spoken about death and stuff before as well but it's a bit personal. Anyways, after the first few times, I kept a notebook and pen next to my bed and wrote stuff down before I forgot. Try that, because often times I find the book and read it over and over, it's very helpful.:)
     
  7. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Just one question. Did you ever set up that three way with Karen?
     
  8. Two Sandwiches

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    Lol. Still don't know who Karen is.
     
  9. LonghornFan

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    That's not a dream, bro. I have these too but most of my family have experienced this. If you're open to it count yourself lucky.
     
  10. Billy Bob

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    My dorm-mate in college snored extremely loud. One night I couldn't take it anymore. I have once read somewhere that if you turned them to the side they stopped snoring. Just as I turning him over, he woke up and freaked out.
     
  11. no_answer

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    Hopefully next time she has a dream its not about her murdering you!
     
  12. no_answer

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    And then I read the whole thread and I was like 2005? Man, i'm a loser! :)
     
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    I did something kind of similar but not really.

    I remember thinking I came up with the most genius ideas when I got high (weed). I used to tell my friends we should write down our thoughts on paper before we forget instead of letting them go to waste. Except whenever I'd read them the next day it never made any sense... Sucks..:(
     
  14. Johndoe804

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    Sounds like you guys were exhausted and delusional from too much sex.
     
  15. Surfguy

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    I had a crazy dream last night after I had woken up, went right back to sleep for only an hour that seemed like a minute of sleep time, and woke up again.

    You know the scene near the end of "ZombieLand" where Woody is desperately looking for a Twinkie in the face of the zombie apocalypse and the Facebook guy hears a noise in the candy store at FunLand and shoots the closet door only to pulverize the Twinkies box. Then, two rats come running out when they open the door. If you have seen the movie, you know the scene.

    Anyway, my quickie dream was I caught the rats like they ran to my house. I went out back to release them and I was back at my old rent house which had a backyard about the size of half a football field. Most of it was underwater and the parts where there was land...it was covered with live animals (mostly rodents and rats and such) and puppy litters all around. It was like a cess pool of animals on tiny islands in my backyard surrounded by water. I basically dumped the rats out of my porch right when I went outside my back door without even looking and then noticed all this.

    I was disgusted to see all these puppy litters and the animals/rodents were eating each other. It was like a nasty animal eating orgy or something.

    I immediately woke up and reminded myself I'm in my new house and my current backyard is not even remotely similar...so there couldn't possibly be an orgy of animals in my backyard.

    I was then pretty calm...after being freaked out a bit.

    Strange ****, man.
     
  16. Deckard

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    I did the same thing, and didn't realize it was six years old, not until I'd given three or four people "pats on the back" for making me laugh so hard! I could carry on about dreams, but will step aside, this time. ;-)-
     
  17. ferrari77

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    Add me to the list!:grin::grin:
     
  18. SwoLy-D

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    :( I sincerely thought the OP had met Hakeem Olajuwon...

    ... anyone else? ;)
     
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