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DPAS - Drunken Poster Alert System

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Saint Louis, Nov 8, 2006.

  1. Saint Louis

    Saint Louis Member

    Jun 27, 1999
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    I suggest we institute a new designation to warn readers when you have posted something under the influence. I know there are several posters who regulary fall into this category. So at the bottom of any drunken post, the writer would put:


    And now Budweiser salutes DPAS Guy, a real man of genius.

    We salute you, Mr. Drunken Poster Alert System Guy.
    After downing numerous adult beverages you lay assault on your keyboard.
    Your typing fingers wander aimlessly over the keyboard, trying to gather your thoughts.
    You try English, Spanish even some Portugese, but nobody knows what you're saying
    (What the fu-uck?)
    Foiled by alcohol once again. Your profoundness is lost in the mixed up typings of your drunken mind.
    (where's my beer)
    Fear not valiant message boarder, you won't remember it in the morning anyway.
    (won't remember)
    Yes, we salute you, Mr. Drunken Poster Alert System guy, you're king of the keyboard, or so you think.
  2. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

    Aug 27, 1999
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    Most drunk threads get shut down anyway. Of course it's sometimes difficult to tell when someone is just an idiot or drunk. Hmm...
  3. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Contributing Member

    Mar 27, 2005
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    I enjoyed the Harro thread. If he was drunk yesterday, he would have posted about the Democrats winning the erection.
  4. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Contributing Member

    Aug 15, 2002
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    LOL...that was funny...But not as funny as drunken posts...Long live the drunken posts... :eek:

    Free Nelson Mandela...oh wait..

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