DPAS - Drunken Poster Alert System

I suggest we institute a new designation to warn readers when you have posted something under the influence. I know there are several posters who regulary fall into this category. So at the bottom of any drunken post, the writer would put:

DPAS

And now Budweiser salutes DPAS Guy, a real man of genius.

We salute you, Mr. Drunken Poster Alert System Guy.
After downing numerous adult beverages you lay assault on your keyboard.
Your typing fingers wander aimlessly over the keyboard, trying to gather your thoughts.
You try English, Spanish even some Portugese, but nobody knows what you're saying
(What the fu-uck?)
Foiled by alcohol once again. Your profoundness is lost in the mixed up typings of your drunken mind.
(where's my beer)
Fear not valiant message boarder, you won't remember it in the morning anyway.
(won't remember)
Yes, we salute you, Mr. Drunken Poster Alert System guy, you're king of the keyboard, or so you think.