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Don't you think Cynthia Cooper is doing a great job?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by woodtee, Jan 15, 2004.

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  1. RunninRaven

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    SHE SUCKS! BAD!
     
    #21 RunninRaven, Jan 16, 2004
  2. MC74

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    when i see her i feel an over whelming need to jam those little drink umbrellas in my eyes. she is terrible:mad:
     
    #22 MC74, Jan 16, 2004
  3. thadeus

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    Cynthia Cooper is the best sports commentator that has ever existed on the planet Earth! She could be an American Gladiator and defeat Blaze and Ice using solely her disarming color commentary by making their arms fall off! Deadly!

    She definitely has some solid competition though from Gurblaz Erxnak of the planet Zibural.
     
    #23 thadeus, Jan 16, 2004
  4. eman

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    She's a wonderful person and athlete.

    She has the habit of saying the same thing over and over and over and over and--maybe changing or adding an adjective or adverb--over and over... Until Jeff rescues her from herself. I don't know why she's so nervous. It's painful to watch. A random drunk fan (in the manner of Sir Charles) would be more entertaining. Hey, Rockets marketing machine, take a hint: Usually the first half has been enough of a train wreck.
     
    #24 eman, Jan 16, 2004
  5. ricerocket

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    She's hot....


    Especially when she does this :rolleyes: and flips her head back and forth....

    I really like that deer in headlights look when she is waiting to repeat, I mean say something.....
     
    #25 ricerocket, Jan 16, 2004
  6. fya

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    She sucks.
     
    #26 fya, Jan 16, 2004
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    I wouldnt go that far..she knows how to play ball....she just aint got a clue on how to talk about it.

    I have been saying all season that I felt they would be better served by having AirBull doing that job...he is personable, articulate, and looks comfortable in front of the camera.

    AirBull for Color Commentator!
     
    #27 Rockets2K, Jan 16, 2004
  8. MR. MEOWGI

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    They need to keep her on. The Cynthia Cooper drinking game really makes the second half that much more fun to watch.
     
    #28 MR. MEOWGI, Jan 16, 2004
  9. Deckard

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    Right on! Bull would be fan-tastic.
     
    #29 Deckard, Jan 16, 2004
  10. Toast

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    If you're gonna call someone out about spelling, at least you could get 'viola' right.
     
    #30 Toast, Jan 16, 2004
  11. franchise?..NOT

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    I also used to watch the halftime recap regularly. Now I rarely do. I like the addition of Bull. If they want a politically correct woman braodcaster with basketball credibility they should can Coop and bring in Heidi Burge.
     
    #31 franchise?..NOT, Jan 16, 2004
  12. Nero

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    During the last broadcast, did anyone else notice that Coop's makeup
    appeared to have been applied by an epileptic, wielding a mud-dipped mop?

    Apparently the regular makeup 'artist' was unavailable that night, and
    my guess is she had to try to apply it herself.

    Folks, it's time for an intervention, plain and simple, just like for Uncle Larry,
    who believed he was both fireproof and waterproof at the same time,
    and who caused no end of trouble for the local fire department.

    Same situation here, only slightly different.

    Coop, darlin, we like you and all, but it's time for you to stop being on my TV.
     
    #32 Nero, Jan 16, 2004
  13. Drewdog

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    She sucks.

    She never should be on TV.
     
    #33 Drewdog, Jan 16, 2004
  14. droxford

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    Watching Coop on TV is like....

    Witnessing a person die in a fatal car accident
    Watching a cute litlle girl fall on the sidewalk and break her face open
    Seeing a person you love hunched over with severe stomach cramps
    A Clockwork Orange's forced film-watching torture sessions
    Watching footage of the Hindenberg explosion
    Watching a drunk person vomit all over themself

    ... help me out here, guys

    -- droxford
     
    #34 droxford, Jan 16, 2004
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    I think coop's ability may have improved a bit lately......but it's hard to distinguish between the various levels of something that hideous.
     
    #35 Pole, Jan 16, 2004
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    I like Coop on the court, but on TV she is horrible.

    Some funny pics

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    Coach Coop

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    I could only imagine how bad she was as a coach.
     
    #36 Sonny, Jan 16, 2004
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    She uhhhh, you know... ummm... is AWESOME at.... nothing...

    She needs to go in the most severe way possible. I wonder if they even interviewed her for the job.
     
    #37 Tigerknee, Jan 16, 2004
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    Treating a patient suffering from dry heaves with nitrous oxide.
    Salting the fat farm with Ex-Lax lady fingers.
    Trimming the poison sumac buses with toenail clippers.

    Hope that helps in conveying the irritation of watching Coop.
     
    #38 thumbs, Jan 16, 2004
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    #39 thumbs, Jan 16, 2004
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    She is not that good - awful is closer to the truth!

    The first thing she needs to do is to quit selling herself as the greatest thing to happen to basketball and Houston; I find it irritating. The second thing is to get rid of that pasted smile face she wears all the time she is not talking. The third thing is to get some training at not constantly repeating herself over and over in her own orations; and also when she repeats herself going to Calvin for a comment.
     
    #40 CharlieChan, Jan 16, 2004
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