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Don't Sleep With Your Dog

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lil Pun, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Contributing Member

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    http://www.kait8.com/story/22970100/dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle

    TRUMANN, AR (KAIT) -- A Trumann man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

    The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has "no feeling from the waist down."

    Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a "burning pain" in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.

    The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.

    He also noticed the "small, white, fluffy dog" had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

    When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that "the dog had eaten one of his testicles."

    The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier. The man was unsure if the dog had been vaccinated.

    Police took the dog to a local veterinarian where it was euthanized. Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

    The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.
     
  2. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Contributing Member

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    He shouldn't have dipped his nuts in peanut butter before going to sleep.
     
  3. Nook

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    Meh he is paralyzed, not much use for his nuts anyway.
     
  4. tehG l i d e

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    Testicles make testosterone.
     
  5. dachuda86

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    Well, I guess if you have feeling from the waist down this isn't really much an issue.
     
  6. nachbarFTW

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    Alternate thread titles

    Don't:
    take in strays
    be paralyzed from the waist down
    sleep in the nude
     
  7. jo mama

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    if the dog was a male does that make the dude gay?
     
  8. Rodman23

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    safe to say the guy wont be ballsy enough to do that again
     
  9. Zboy

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    Dog eats paralyzed man's testicle.
    Dog eats man's paralyzed testicle.
    Paralyzed dog eats man's testicle.
    Man eats dog's paralyzed testicle.
    Man eats paralyzed dog's testicle.
    Paralyzed man eats dog's testicle.
    Testicle eats man's paralyzed dog.
    Testicle eats paralyzed man's dog.
    Paralyzed testicle eats dog's man.
    Paralyzed testicle eats man's dog.

    Could have been worse.
     
  10. Damion Laverne

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  11. Ziggy

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    Must hurt something mighty if the pain travels from the nethers to the mid section like that.
     
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    If someone kicks you really hard in the nuts, you will feel it deep in your abdomen. Developmentally, they start out way up inside you, and with different hormones, those testicles turn instead into ovaries.
     
  14. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    It hurt reading this story.
     
  15. Dr of Dunk

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    That's nuts.
     
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  16. J Sizzle

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    That dog sounds like a real ball-buster...
     
  17. Fyreball

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    Why the eff would you sleep nude in the same bed as a dog you just took in 3 weeks before? Especially when you know nothing of its medical history?? That's nutty.
     
  18. sammy

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    You can still have kids I believe.
     
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    I guess the dog went ballistic?
     
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