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Don't sass Jimmy Kimmel

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Oski2005, Oct 28, 2009.

  1. moestavern19

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    He's a great one, but Greg Giraldo is always the best.
     
  2. BMoney

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    Just caught Giraldo on the Joan Rivers roast. He was awesome. The Aids Quilt punchline was genius.
     
  3. MourningWood

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    i died laughing the first time i saw this...

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  4. professorjay

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    Agreed, Jeffrey Ross and Greg Giraldo are like the Kobe & Lebron of roasts and I'd give the edge to Ross. Gilbert Gottfried is surprisingly good too.
     
  5. ItsMyFault

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    Haha... Don't mess with Jimmy.
     
  6. FlyerFanatic

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    norm macdonald ruled at the bob saget roast, his delivery is incredible
     
  7. The Real Shady

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    Love Kimmel. Hope his night show gig picks up.
     
  8. JBIIRockets

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    Nick DePaulo is by far my favorite on these CC Roasts. Dude kills everytime.
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    Agreed. Ross owns Gerardo.

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  10. moestavern19

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    Ross is not on Giraldo's level IMO, his body of work is outstanding.

    I've seen like 3-4 of the Celebrity Roasts on CC, and Giraldo murdered that **** every time.



    "This guy (Larry the Cable Guy) has been in more Farm Animals than Purina... He's like the Trojan Army, hot sweaty and comes inside a horse"


    Literally ROFL on that one.
     
  11. Preston27

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    Harsh, but true.
     
  12. moestavern19

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    Still a ****ing nerd I see.
     
  13. Preston27

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    And I got Fallon and Kimmel mixed up.
     
  14. bladeage

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    Wow, that is a gigantic insult to Kimmel.

    He is extremely underrated when it comes to funny people.
     
  15. Preston27

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    I hate Fallon, I've just been terribly sleep deprived this week.
     
  16. bladeage

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    You shoulda watched Fallon's show last night. He had Artie Lang on there, omg, probably the funniest Fallon show I've ever seen. Artie completely came in and pretty much hi-jacked the show. Even when Olivia Munn came out, she didn't even talk to Jimmy a whole lot. She kept going back and forth with Artie.

    It sucks when you have your own talk show, and the best and funniest show you ever had is one where someone else basically takes over.

    Theres gotta be a video of it somewhere, Artie is the ****!!!!
    and also Olivia Munn is sooooooooo hot!
     
  17. Convictedstupid

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    Jeff Ross is my favorite as well. So freaking hilarious.
     
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    Its a good comeback, but that joke he made initially is so lame, cliche and overplayed. Does he think he is Jay Leno?
     
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