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Don't "Nair" your sack...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Troy McClure, Mar 27, 2005.

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  1. droxford

    droxford Member

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    coulda been worse.... coulda been Ben Gay......

    ... or Troy McClure

    -- droxford
     
    #81 droxford, Mar 28, 2005
  2. mateo

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    Brazilian would be sugar and lemon mix poured on genitals, then ripped off (apparently gently), making you nice and clean.

    Dont forget to exfoliate or you will have ingrown hairs.
     
    #82 mateo, Mar 28, 2005
  3. SamCassell

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    Thank you, Troy McClure, for not following through with this. We all would have been deprived of your greatness.
     
    #83 SamCassell, Mar 28, 2005
  4. droxford

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    I don't believe it's possible to "gently" rip off a handful of scrotum hair.

    -- droxford
     
    #84 droxford, Mar 28, 2005
  5. Sishir Chang

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    You mean the Troy McClure of such great movies as Dial M for Murderousness, Calling all Quakers and The Erotic adventures of Hercules is real!!!!

    Troy can I get an autographed picture?
     
    #85 Sishir Chang, Mar 29, 2005
  6. rrj_gamz

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    I just saw an episode of "Rescue Me" and it was on shaving your sack...Freakin' Hilarious...c'mon, don't Nair, just man trim it...;)
     
    #86 rrj_gamz, Mar 29, 2005
  7. akperez

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    A brazilian I believe is removing all hair down below from front to back :eek: ouch.
     
    #87 akperez, Mar 29, 2005
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    [​IMG]
     
    #88 AroundTheWorld, Mar 29, 2005
  9. Mr. Clutch

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    If you Nair your chest, stay away from the nipples.

    Trust me.
     
    #89 Mr. Clutch, Mar 29, 2005
  10. Isabel

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    :eek: the very idea... I didn't know you could do such horrible things. :eek:
     
    #90 Isabel, Mar 29, 2005
  11. Mr. Clutch

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    Well, I didn't want to keep shaving my chest and end up with a rug of hair on my chest. I saw that Seinfeld episode!
     
    #91 Mr. Clutch, Mar 29, 2005
  12. cagey veteran

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    If you expect your woman to give you a thorough tea-bagging, gotta shave your huevos....
     
    #92 cagey veteran, Mar 30, 2005
  13. DanzelKun

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    If your woman is the one giving YOU the tea-bagging I'd run away crying if... I were you.
     
    #93 DanzelKun, Mar 30, 2005
  14. cagey veteran

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    Maybe it means something different to you.
     
    #94 cagey veteran, Mar 30, 2005
  15. SmeggySmeg

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    please tell me nairing your sack gets you at least closer to Manny's Inner Circle??
     
    #95 SmeggySmeg, Mar 30, 2005
  16. AroundTheWorld

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    I've been trying everything...looks like I have to try harder!
     
    #96 AroundTheWorld, Mar 30, 2005
  17. cagey veteran

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    Now I'm confused. If a woman is slurping on your sack, are you considered the one giving the teabagging? Now that I think about it, that might make more sense. What is the proper semantics on this one?
     
    #97 cagey veteran, Mar 30, 2005
  18. DanzelKun

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    Urban Dictionary: Tea Bagging

    :)
     
    #98 DanzelKun, Mar 30, 2005
  19. Manny Ramirez

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    Hmm, um, well I was going to say something I thought would be clever and then realize that this is too big of a softball that has been lobbed up to me. So, I will just say no to your question, Smeg.:D
     
    #99 Manny Ramirez, Mar 30, 2005
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  20. Rashmon

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    Thanks for the advice Troy, here's some more advice, don't coat your 'nads in peanut butter and run through a pack of starving wild dogs either.
     
    #100 Rashmon, Mar 30, 2005
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