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Don't "Nair" your sack...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Troy McClure, Mar 27, 2005.

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  1. lpbman

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    yak remind me not to attend any of your fajita parties
     
    #61 lpbman, Mar 28, 2005
  2. Faos

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    Nair?

    What a dumbass. Everyone knows you are supposed to use tweezers to pull out each hair one by one.

    Or have a professional wax it off for you.
     
    #62 Faos, Mar 28, 2005
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    May your nuts Rest In Peace, my friend Troy.
    Que En Paz Descansen tus BOLAS, Amigo Troya.

    Praying for Troy's Balls, man... I don't know how you feel, but may I never feel like that...

    EDIT: If mexicans (like ME) ever did that, we'd get SHOT! :mad:
     
    #63 SwoLy-D, Mar 28, 2005
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  4. swilkins

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    Use latex gloves for cutting hot peppers. Then you can rip them off, scratch your nuts, and get back to the party.:cool:
     
    #64 swilkins, Mar 28, 2005
  5. pirc1

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    Old Troy post some of the best threads in this forum.:D
     
    #65 pirc1, Mar 28, 2005
  6. gifford1967

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    This reminds me of when one of my highschool football teammates put Ben Gay in another teammates jock. Hilarity ensued.
     
    #66 gifford1967, Mar 28, 2005
  7. xcharged

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    First i've ever said.."no pictures please"
     
    #67 xcharged, Mar 28, 2005
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    don't swing an axe and smash it into your kneecap.
     
    #68 Chance, Mar 28, 2005
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    Hmm... I'm not quite sure what you mean but I'm tempted to start a thread to find out.
     
    #69 Sishir Chang, Mar 28, 2005
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    LMAO...:D
     
    #70 rrj_gamz, Mar 28, 2005
  11. Phillyrocket

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    I swear this topic gets brought up like every couple of weeks.....

    I use Nivea shave balm, eliminates ingrowns, razor burn, and itching. I still can't understand why people think it's wierd, it helps to eliminate odors, it just feels better (though strange at first), to be completely smooth and the ladies appreciate going in that region and not flossing while they're down there.
     
    #71 Phillyrocket, Mar 28, 2005
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    This reminds me of that scene of Revenge of the Nerds when they put 'Liquid Heat' in all the football players jock straps. I was LMAO when I saw it for the 1st time.
     
    #72 bigballerj, Mar 28, 2005
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    What I don't understand is why people here recommend the waxing as a better alternative?

    "Hey Troy, you idiot. Instead of tolerating that burning sensation from the Nair, what you should really do is pay someone to pour hot melted wax on your sack and then rip the hair out of your scrotum."

    yeah.. that sounds alot better.

    Seriously, Troy, you're like American Pie or Something about Mary.... only, you're real.

    -- droxford
     
    #73 droxford, Mar 28, 2005
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    Sura faints.
     
    #74 kpsta, Mar 28, 2005
  15. JuanValdez

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    Well, Nair is probably worse than wax because you may be able to absorb the chemicals through skin of your scrotum. Troy, you're not intending to have children are you?
     
    #75 JuanValdez, Mar 28, 2005
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    Troy, have you ever thought about being a standup comedian? All you have to do is talk about your everday experience and you would make the crowd go nuts.;)
     
    #76 pirc1, Mar 28, 2005
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    #77 PhiSlammaJamma, Mar 28, 2005
  18. Troy McClure

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    If I only told you guys all of my blunders...
     
    #78 Troy McClure, Mar 28, 2005
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    UHHGGHHHHHH

    YOu know I just had the perfect post cataloguing all of TM's posts for the entire last year and giving a narrative, but then it got eaten up when it exceeded the smilie limit and erased when I hit back..

    Dammit, Troy, this was quality fun at your expense (in a friendly way) that just occupied 30 minutes of my valuable time. Dammit.

    I will just post a link to the titles then, people make up your own narratives...:mad: :mad:
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    Jack Black , Naomi Watts to star in King Kong remake. Troy McClure 27 428 03-31-2004 04:46 PM
    by mrpaige

    Garden State - The Movie Troy McClure 21 380 08-30-2004 10:57 PM
    by Rocketman95

    Am I strange because I love a girl, but not in a sexual way ? ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 56 1366 10-16-2004 12:54 PM
    by lost_elephant

    What the hell is there to do in houston that is fun for a couple (man,woman)!? Troy McClure 19 460 09-21-2004 05:36 PM
    by Troy McClure

    Does mar1juana give you man-boobs ? ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 30 472 09-24-2004 06:24 PM
    by LegendZ3

    Just got my heart ripped to shreds by girl... need help. ( 1 2 3 ) Troy McClure 88 1934 10-18-2004 06:29 PM
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    When it rains, it pours.... ( weightlifting injury ) Troy McClure 14 298 10-13-2004 01:28 PM
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    To whom it may concern ( final time Ill post personal stuff here) Troy McClure 20 536 10-20-2004 02:50 PM
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    IS there any place online that sells cheap dvds ? Troy McClure 17 224 10-21-2004 11:25 PM
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    Where's the best pizza (place) in Houston ? ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 54 703 10-26-2004 12:04 AM
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    When the F is Autumn going to arrive ???? ( 1 2 ) Troy McClure 35 535 10-25-2004 08:40 PM
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    Poll: Who should be the Late Late host ? Troy McClure 19 418 11-06-2004 11:51 PM
    by StupidMoniker


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    Is there such a thing as "sleep punching"... Troy McClure 18 263 01-24-2005 09:50 AM
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    Don't "Nair" your sack... ( 1 2 3 ) Troy McClure 78 1974 03-28-2005 05:19 PM
    by SamFisher
     
    #79 SamFisher, Mar 28, 2005
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  20. KingCheetah

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    We initiated some kid to the soccer team back in the day by putting this stuff called 'white heat' in his jock. White heat is industrial strength ben gay ~ man did we get him good. :eek:

    He did not take it well at all and he kept trying to start fights etc.-- therefore his nickname for the next two years was 'white heat'.
     
    #80 KingCheetah, Mar 28, 2005
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