Don't "Nair" your sack...

Did you actually apply Nair to your balls... i.e. your nut sack? or just the groinal region to let your gf go down without being forced to involuntarily floss on your pubes?

 

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Didn't see one for the nads. What's a Brazilian Bikini? And hopefully it's a female who applies it...

George: "It moved."
Jerry: "What do you mean 'It moved'?"
George: "It's the sign!...The test!".....

 

Hi, I'm Troy McClure.

You may know me from such memorable film's as "Guess who's shaving their ball's for dinner" and "When Harry Met Shavy."

I'm here to talk about pubic hair. The thing you need to AHHHH FREEEKIN JEBUS! WHY AM I ON FIRE DOWN THERE!!!!











OK. Rule #!. Don't put chemicals on your privates.

 

WOW

Above... I can understand... But to actually apply it to your nut sack is either very brave or very dumb.

I can't imagine trying that.

 

And she didn't tell you that it burned her nuts?

 

left nut: what's going on?
right nut: no idea.
L: it's getting kinda hot in here, are we supposed to, uh?
R: no idea...
L: i'm gonna go for it, maybe he's expecting us to go...
R: yeh, he is screaming pretty loud.
L: should i let loose?
R: hold on.
L: what?
R: i think he's using something else, i feel some sorta cream soaking in.
L: so he thinks he doesn't need us anymore eh?
R: i guess not.
L: well that's it...i quit.

...Weeks Later...

L: damn, i thought i quit on him. seems like he quit on us.
R: no kiddin, we haven't got action for weeks.

poor balls.

 

ROTFLMAO! Funniest thread in weeks.

Good luck with the burning nuts, Troy. Thanks for the advice, but I'm positive that none of the rest of us would have even thought of using Nair "there".

 

Friends don't let friends nair their nads.

 

Did u make sure you sprayed deodorant on them afterwards too?

Rocket River

 

And a splash of English Leather too?

 

There are some things that one should never divulge on the BBS.

This is one of those things.

Thank you for not posting pictures.



BTW, what is the Egyptian Bikini?

 

I would expect putting a chemical designed to impair hair follicles onto an area with a lot of nerve endings would hurt.

 

I use a beard trimmer as well.

Everyone I tell about this Nair thing literally dies laughing. Poor guy.

 

Wow thats funny dude!!

Dont forget to powder up the flanks with a little Johnson & Johnson baby powder.....


ALSO...... my vote for thread title of the year!!!

freaking hilarious.

 

Flowers - $25

Movie Tickets - $18

A nice dinner - $40

Inducing ridiculous pain to your balls in order to receive oral pleasure from your significant other.....

priceless.

 

Damn straight. The beard trimmer works for the ENTIRE region. Just like in the movies.