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Don't go to oceans cabaret

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Dec 31, 2016.

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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Don't.
     
    #1 CCorn, Dec 31, 2016
  2. shastarocket

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    If you say so
     
    #2 shastarocket, Dec 31, 2016
  3. AroundTheWorld

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    Did people not queue orderly? Was Air Langhi there?
     
    #3 AroundTheWorld, Dec 31, 2016
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  4. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Didn't Waitr work in a nefarious joint?
     
    #4 Roscoe Arbuckle, Dec 31, 2016
  5. TMac'n

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    Could you elaborate?

    Like how was the lunch buffet? Was the crab salad too soggy?
     
    #5 TMac'n, Dec 31, 2016
  6. Haymitch

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    But what if I'm nearby and curious
     
    #6 Haymitch, Dec 31, 2016
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    Wait, what? I thought this place was known as the gold standard of Houston peeler bars. Is that no longer the case?
     
    #7 bigtexxx, Dec 31, 2016
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    Too many Italians.
     
    #8 Carl Herrera, Dec 31, 2016
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    I went to Show Palace for the 1st time a month ago. The hoes were walking around bare naked. I was slapping ass the whole night. Would recommend it.
     
    #9 RocketBlood, Dec 31, 2016
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  10. TMac'n

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    Then it must be the crab salad
     
    #10 TMac'n, Dec 31, 2016
  11. Dgn1

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    You created the thread @0158 AM, club shuts down @0200...
    You let dem galz juice you for every penny you had lol.
    [​IMG]
     
    #11 Dgn1, Dec 31, 2016
  12. RedRedemption

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    You should post a negative review on Yelp.
     
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  13. CCorn

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    Years of driving past it and hearing rumors of 1 legged strippers... I never imagined it would be THAT awful inside.
     
    #13 CCorn, Dec 31, 2016
  14. CCorn

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    They only had 3 dancers at oceans. We named them "the herp", "might be a dude" and "not awful".

    Outside of my friends there were 3 other customers... I think one was dead, he was asleep the whole time we were there and no one ever did anything.

    The bathrooms had trough urinals and beware of aids signs.

    And the scariest part was the cashier at the front was like a 120 year old Romanian woman. I thought we had accidentally walked into a haunted house at first.
     
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    I've always wanted to venture in out of curiosity but I've never heard of a good experience there. Is the place next door still open?
     
    #15 BigM, Dec 31, 2016
  16. CCorn

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    There's a fireworks stand right now.
     
    #16 CCorn, Dec 31, 2016
  17. TMac'n

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    Never been to Oceans, but it's Galveston. what fine specimen do you expect to be twerking there?

    You should go to Whispers on Mechanic St by the Stand. They got like 2 girls on rotation working in shifts. Never been to Ocean's but I imagine Whispers is 10x as sad
     
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  18. CCorn

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    I've been to whispers and this was 100x nastier. I'm 90% sure I got vd from sitting in the chairs.
     
    #18 CCorn, Dec 31, 2016
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    Chicas Locas if you love Cuban women.
     
    #19 Snow Villiers, Dec 31, 2016
  20. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Lol. Y'all never went to Silhouette Lounge back in the day.
     
    #20 Roscoe Arbuckle, Jan 1, 2017
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