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Don't CrawFish your nads...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Luckkky, Nov 22, 2012.

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  1. Luckkky

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    So, I pulled up to the bellaire/beltway area yesterday, and then was craving for some crawfish. I couldn't hold my cravings.

    So, after I chowed down some spicy ass crawfish, I was hold my penis to control my aim while hitting the can. Well, an inadvertent rub must have reached the tip, cuz the head area is on fire. Crawfish cravings are gone though.



    Carry on...
     
    #1 Luckkky, Nov 22, 2012
  2. R0ckets03

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    Crawfish in Nov? :confused:
     
    #2 R0ckets03, Nov 22, 2012
  3. Harrisment

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    You touched your penis the next day and it started to burn? Sounds like herpes bro.
     
    #3 Harrisment, Nov 22, 2012
  4. supdudes

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    should've gotten crabs instead. :grin:
     
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    repped.
     
    #5 Big MAK, Nov 22, 2012
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    you must've spilled a ****load for it to reach your pipi.
     
    #6 cheke64, Nov 22, 2012
  7. LosPollosHermanos

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    I masturbate with crawfish juice/oil regularly, the spicyness adds a new tingling sensation and some chicks dig the smell too.
     
    #7 LosPollosHermanos, Nov 22, 2012
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