Dogs are stupid, whining b****es. When I was 8 years old a huge ****ing rottweiler bit a chunk out of my leg. **** dogs for the most part. They smell like **** and slobber and lick me and sniff my sack. I am more of a cat person, cats are cute.
Sorry that happened to you moe, but you gotta think... This post is so much funnier if you actually replace dog references with b****es/women references... "When I was 8 years old a huge ****ing b**** took a chunk out of my leg. **** women for the most part. They (women) smell like **** and slobber and lick me and sniff my sack"
Note to moestavern19: you're gay - "cats are cute" (only babies, Lindsey Lohan and Katie Holmes are cute) you had salt on your body "lick me" you don't take showers "sniff my sack" (it has happened to me : ) you taste great (less filling) "rottweiler but a chunk out of my leg." you never fed your b**** dog "whining b****es..." (FEED THEM) jk
I'm a huge dog lover; never owned a cat. Most dogs crave companionship from their owners, you can't just set down a food bowl and forget about them. I like my dogs more than I like most of my friends.
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say? Smithers: If you did it, sir?
I partial to both, but my wife is allergic to cats. (sigh) However, I love dogs. I had one, _____ the Wonder Dog, during most of the '70's, and the early '80's, that was famous... so famous, that I can't give his name, because anyone who knew him would instantly know who I am in "real life." He went everywhere with me, wouldn't know a leash from Adam, was never fixed, and was a gas at parties. He just loved girls. He would go up to them at a party, sit, smile, and raise his right paw to shake hands. He could do just about every trick in the book, and loved doing them in front of a bunch of people. I would have someone come up to me and say, "Dude, have you seen that cool dog in the living room? He's unreal!" Many knew him that didn't even know me, lol. I met more chicks through him than I can count. I sure miss the chump.
Dogs...no doubt! Cats always look like they got something planned...like their gonna take over your home or something if dogs sniff your balls that means you've got cancer or at least I saw that somewhere http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/01/06/60minutes/main665263.shtml
Manny, it's really hard to describe a dog like the Wonder Dog. I probably shouldn't have tried. Anyone who has ever had a totally outstanding, amazingly intelligent dog, who could learn something in about 5 minutes, was independent and incredibly loyal at the same time, who was very protective, could scare the absolute hell out of someone, if he wanted to, and who never, to my knowledge, bit a human being, who made a wide circle of friends with little help from me, will understand. Maybe. I'll never have another dog close to being as great as he was, and I have a damned good dog now. (well, he's more my son's dog, but I digress. )
If I go out of town for the weekend, I can just leave some extra food and water out for the cat and he's fine. Try that with a dog and see what happens. And I'm thinking Deckard's dog was either Lassie, or Flipper. Probably Lassie, since he didn't mention anything about its fins or dorsal hole.
Nope. He was half registered Black Lab and half registered Standard Poodle. He looked like a fifty pound black... ?? He had kinda long, wavy, stiffish black hair, with a mustache and a goatee, very large, caramel colored eyes, and very large white teeth. And he didn't shed.
