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Does Shawn Merriman have to choke a b.....?!?

Discussion in 'Football: NFL, College, High School' started by Angkor Wat, Sep 6, 2009.

  1. Angkor Wat

    Angkor Wat Member

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    Accoring to TMZ, he does:

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/06/nfl-star-arrested-in-fight-with-tila-tequila/

     
  2. TheRealist137

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    Sad for him and her, but I had to lol at the fact that he choked Tila Tequila of all people. Didn't know he was hitting that.
     
  3. dkoune

    dkoune Rookie

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    tila tequilia is an attention w**** skank. And Watever she did to make Man choke her is her fault.












    Would still do her though. :cool:
     
  4. VanityHalfBlack

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    Every once in awhile an athlete chokes an attention seeking w****.. It actually balances the Ecosystem...
     
  5. Kam

    Kam Contributing Member

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    I thought Tila was a lesbian.
     
  6. yuantian

    yuantian Contributing Member

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    he is probably 5 times her size. "choke" :D
     
  7. KePoW

    KePoW Contributing Member

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    I feel bad for thinking this is hilarious...
     
  8. TexasFight

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    When I was in Vegas many years ago, I was chatting with two obvious hookers at a bar at the Bellagio, and one of them got a call and started squealing and said "it's him, it's him!!!"

    i looked at the other and said, "is that a gentlemen caller?"

    and she said, "can you keep a secret?"

    I assured her that I could.

    She then whispered in my ear, "it's shawn merriman. you know - from the chargers? he's a big client."

    I laughed at the term "big client"
     
  9. Obito

    Obito Contributing Member

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    She's just an attention w****.

    From my dads former law enforcement perspective there is something fishy with what happened. Deputies had her sign a citizens arrest warrant which is not normal if there is evidence of domestic battery whether a misdemeanor or a felony. So until more facts come to light it seems as if there is doubt by the LEO's present if the act actually occurred.
     
  10. BleedRocketsRed

    BleedRocketsRed Contributing Member

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    What surprises me is the fact that she did not like it.
     
  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    never heard of her until this thread. looked up some photos and ... she needs to phone home.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. baller4life315

    baller4life315 Contributing Member

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    Bisexual, duh! Didn’t you watch her world-altering MTV show where she basically made out and dry humped 20 different people (of both genders) before finally settling on one? That show changed my life. But sadly, like most reality TV romances things just didn’t work out. Poor thing.
     
  13. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    I generally don't care about what's on tv as far as morals are concerned as long as nothing is discriminatory against one group. i would occasionally flip by MTV and catch her making out with one man and than a woman and then another man and then another woman.

    incredibly racy stuff for what is basically network television. considering MTV is still a kid's station, I couldn't believe how often and the time of day the show would air.
     
  14. Harrisment

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    I thought she was still banging Billy Corgan?
     
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    San Diego's pass defense is on par with the Titans, Merriman only took roids for 1 game, Tila Tequila's throat just decided to start violently choking Merriman's hands...

    You're such a homer dude, its hilarious.

    Really hilarious.
     
  16. WhoMikeJames

    WhoMikeJames Contributing Member

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    How is Tila Tequila famous anyway?

    Anyone here go to high school with her? (She's from Houston)
     
  17. Vinsanity

    Vinsanity Contributing Member

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    I've seen this guy out in vegas multiple times and he's a first class douche. This does not surprise me one bit.
     
  18. BleedRocketsRed

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    She became famous through myspace. Started adding everybody as friends or something like that.
     
  19. krnxsnoopy

    krnxsnoopy Contributing Member

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    she's not even that hot... got a square face and a huge forehead.. b-bob is right about the ET resemblence.
     
  20. Obito

    Obito Contributing Member

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    Haha I can say the same thing about you.

    Nobody saw this alleged choking. Next time I'll try not to use big words so you can understand. My mistake. :/
     

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