Just go to the Houston Texans webpage and look at the cheerleaders. (texans.com I think.) OK, so they may not be from Houston, but they are now!
Everything, you said was wrong except for the full-figuered thing. We are the most out-of-shape city in the country. But if you're in the right place in the right time you'll run into some eye-candy every now and then.
I'm surprised that this thread hasn't degenerated into a "post-pictures-here-of-hot-Asian-women-that-Yao-could-date" thread. On second thought, I said "I'm surprised," but what I really meant was "I'm disappointed."
I don't know about a girlfriend, buyt I hope that by the end of the year he has 26 b****es. One center from each team we play.
I don't want him to date at all, I want him to save all his energy for basketball. Remember, Yao, don't MATE, but SUBLIMATE! BASKETBALL! BASKETBALL! Take out all your frustrations on opposing players!
Hey don't playa hate: PROCREATE Seriously I dont care what Ming does with his wang as long as he keeps it away from that humdinger Lisa Malosky. You hear that Ming! you stay away from here man or theres gonna be trouble in little China town.
I think Clutch should remove this thread before Ming's English is good enough to know what's going on here. If you want to keep him in Houston for a long long time, you'd better make sure he likes how the fans treat him. I don't think he appreciates his love life being discussed.