No worries, I know it's tempting. I didn't really take offense though, because I'm a Houston born and raised mormon, not a Utard. Screw the Jazz and this song.
I just called Daniel Webster and he said he'd see to it that "Utard" gets into the next edition. Utard- anyone with an IQ less than 0. the highest echelon attainable by a Jazz fan.
LOL, they compared the 2nd best shot blocker in league history to Ostertag. What record does Ostertag hold? Worst haircut?