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Does anybody remember this UTAH JAZZ

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by TexAg, Sep 7, 2009.

  1. alethios

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    "Hi, I'm Tardnuckle."

    Yes, you are.

    The name says it all...
     
  2. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    No worries, I know it's tempting. I didn't really take offense though, because I'm a Houston born and raised mormon, not a Utard.

    Screw the Jazz and this song.
     
  3. cjtaylorpt

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    That last part of the song hurt when the music went off.
     
  5. rimshot

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    i dont remember the song, sounds gay
     
  6. SwoLy-D

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    I like the part where it talks about them winning an NBA championship. :eek:
     
  7. Raven

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    Championships won by Rockets: 2
    Championships won by Jazz: 0
     
  8. dachuda86

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    BAHAHAHAHHA. Great great great great thread...
     
  9. MONON

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    I just called Daniel Webster and he said he'd see to it that "Utard" gets into the next edition.

    Utard- anyone with an IQ less than 0. the highest echelon attainable by a Jazz fan.
     
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    I WANNA PUT MY FICAL MATTER ON ALL THINGS JAZZ!!! :mad:
     
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    LOL, they compared the 2nd best shot blocker in league history to Ostertag. What record does Ostertag hold? Worst haircut?
     
  12. napalm06

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    Excellent. Glad to know we can depend on Daniel. ;)
     

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