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Doctor says he sucked nipple to diagnose problem

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by smoove shoez, Sep 8, 2010.

  1. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

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    wait, so all ob-gyns don't do this???
     
  2. gucci888

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    But I doubt they got down on their knees to do it. This is a tough one, the patient consented to it on the one hand, but I'm sure there are other methods of testing the fluid.
     
  3. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    it's actually quite accurate. the infected nipple will have a salty taste and depending on the woman's body type, a vaginal probe is necessary (this works best with an erect phallus but not necessarily restricted to that)
     
  4. Invisible Fan

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    I wonder how doctors diagnosed it in the olden times...


    Did they swish, taste and spit like fine wine?
     
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  5. NJRocket

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    i think as long as he told her that he stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night, then its legal
     
  6. Surfguy

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    he also uses a similar technique to diagnose yeast infections downstairs. ;)
     
  7. finalsbound

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    i almost spit out my coffee :grin: :grin: :grin:
     
  8. Bojangles

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    I'm not a doctor... but I'll take a look!

    IJS!
     
  9. Oski2005

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    That bottle opening sound seems like it was added in after the fact. Fake.
     
  10. MadMax

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    i've been giving legal advice this way for years.
     
  11. Oski2005

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    Is this true? I'm getting an idea for a Cracked.com article if it is.
     
  12. Oski2005

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    BTW, did anybody see the episode of Louie where his new dentist totally mouth rapes him?
     
  13. Invisible Fan

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    ^Yeah, I kinda want to unwatch that.
     

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