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Do Your Nipples Get Hard When You Poop?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    well actually it happens when nothings going through their, hence the physical exertion which leads to the hardening.

    also, I love how on a basketball board, there are people trying to ignore the fact that wearing a jersey and playing ball at the same time leads to certain things happening to the nips.

    and thanks for having my back tested. 2002 FTW
     
  2. ima_drummer2k

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    I'm reading this thread, which is basically the same thing, and nothing is happening.

    I think the more interesting question here is do normal people take their shirts off to poop? That's just never occurred to me. Not even at home. I mean, how explosive are your poops that you have to take your shirt off?
     
  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Prostate stimulation. Needs a good milking.
     
  4. hotballa

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    its just more comfortable that way. i honestly find it helps me to relax. pooping by itself is relaxing, but when the shirt is off, it really just makes you forget everything else. another reason is that my some of my shirts are kinda long, so I'm paranoid about the shirts getting cross contamination.
     
  5. gwatson86

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    I love how there are people from 2008 or 2009 talking about how the Hangout sucks now. This thread is what the Hangout is ABOUT. Hotballa is helping restore this site to its former glory.

    5 stars, would read again. We really should have a hotballa files sub-forum.
     
  6. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    go to the doctor stat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    That's a function of getting old. 'Everything in MY day was better!'
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Interesting - I thought that is what a hot shower was for...leave it to hotballa to come up with something like this! :grin: :p
     
  9. eveluvsrox

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    Ummmmmmm nevermind
     
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  11. what

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    I think I can speak for all men by saying my nipples never get hard, ever, period. For future reference.
     
  12. CCorn

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    I also take my shirt off when I poop.
     
  13. hotballa

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    just think about it manny, you are wearing a long shirt, possibly one that hangs past your butt. then you sit down on the toilet, what happens to that shirt? it sits on the toilet seat. what if you fire off a torpedo that creates backsplash? shirts too close for comfort, it might get caught in the crossfire.
     
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    My nipples get hard when I drive on 288.
     
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    How did this thread get to THREE pages? That's what I wanna know...
     
  18. krosfyah

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    Does this thread make your nipples hard?
     
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    I just farted. I think the fumes knocked out my dog.
     

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