Be proud of your coprophilia, because according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association (DSM-IV-TR), there are not a whole lot of you out there.
My guess is the OP is on amphetamines or cocaine. This would explain his need to poop, hard nips, and thinking it is a good idea to make a thread about it. OP: Where is your sandwich shop and do you guys deliver? And is the food poop free? thnx
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Nipples, like any erectile tissue, get hard when one becomes sexually aroused. Now I remind you that your nipples are getting hard while something's sliding through your anus. Just sayin...
I can honestly say that this has never happened to me. However, should I post a thread about my nipples getting hard when I am playing cards?