Do you think she's interested? (dating)

tigermission1 · Jul 28, 2005

Rockets2K said:

First of all noize, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi."
Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."
Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"
Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."
And five, now this is the most important, noize. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

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Or, watch "Hitch" and you will know what to do.

OmegaSupreme · Jul 28, 2005

two different girls? did they arrive in a old beat up car and was one of them wearing an old pair of air jordans? if so, go for it... word is is that they're looking for a place to stay. you may get free pizza out of the deal.

try craigslist's missed connections or something. don't read too much into people saying "how you doin'".

tigermission1 · Jul 28, 2005

OmegaSupreme said:

two different girls? did they arrive in a old beat up car and was one of them wearing an old pair of air jordans? if so, go for it... word is is that they're looking for a place to stay. you may get free pizza out of the deal.

try craigslist's missed connections or something. don't read too much into people saying "how you doin'".
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Are these the same two girls that FD Khan talked about?

aries323 · Jul 29, 2005

F.D. Khan said:

Reminds me of a story:

A Bull and his son were on the top of a hill and saw a bunch of females at the bottom. The son said "daddy, daddy! Lets run down there and catch a female and f*ck her!"...the dad said "Son..lets WALK down there and f*ck them all."
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Thanks for my new quote Mr Khan

aries323 · Jul 29, 2005

Fatty FatBastard said:

This is what works for me.

Next time you see her, walk up to her and casually ask "do you like apples?"

Naturally, she'll reply "why, yes. I always enjoy a good apple."

Then say "Great! Let's go back to my house and f**k. How do you like them apples?"

(Granted, 99% of the time, you'll get slapped across the face. But the other 1%? It's magical.)
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Another classic...

leehoang · Jul 29, 2005

If a girl comes up to you and says hi first, this doesn't imply anything... at all.

But if you interested, just try to get to know her first, then make some sort of move.

Master Baiter · Jul 29, 2005

I totally agree with everyone that says to be confident.

"Hey baby, why don't we go back to your place and play Pearl Harbor?"

"Play Pearl Harbor?"

"Yeah baby, I lay down and you blow the **** out of me"

Mr. Brightside · Jul 29, 2005

Master Baiter said:

I totally agree with everyone that says to be confident.

"Hey baby, why don't we go back to your place and play Pearl Harbor?"

"Play Pearl Harbor?"

"Yeah baby, I lay down and you blow the **** out of me"
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LOL. Amazing. I'm learning so many good pickup lines, I wont have time to post here anymore...

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