The ones here at work are actually cleaned daily...more than i can say for my home toilet. Pooping at work = relief
That's all I go there for. You almost nailed it. The first flush is either to hide farting sounds or to get rid of the remnants of whoever used the bathroom before. The second flush is either to hide more farting (but he has to kind of lift himself up in order to not get himself wet) or it is already supposed to be the final flush. The third flush is either to hide even more farts or it is a flush in case the second flush, which was supposed to be the final flush, did not get rid of everything.
I probably average one crap a week on company time. There's something very satisfying about doing my business at work. It's almost like I've created bonus time for myself since I now don't need to spend time at home crapping!
Ewww... Señor Pun, remind me to use the guest bathroom if I EVER GO TO YOUR HOUSE. Su casa es MI casa?? Yes. You will share keyboards, mice, doorknobs, etc. later. You don't want to find out they don't wash or don't flush... just don't worry about it... Yes. We let each other know what floor is SAFE for the next 30 minutes. Yes. Try the floors with the CEOs, the Presidents of the companies, the Board meetings, the top dogs, etc. Those are the cleanest!
Yes, and it's not that big a deal. A bathroom is a bathroom. That's what it's there for. Don't you hate it, though, when you're tired, stressed, and have to drink a lot of coffee... then you not only have to do something in the office bathroom, but it may not be pretty... Usually no one much uses "my" bathroom, so it's easy to go undetected. (as long as no one can... tell I was there later, because everyone knows who uses it the most) If anyone does come in, I wait until they're finished. I can be patient. A funny story: at Baylor College of Medicine, there were a lot of bathrooms but they were small, with only like two stalls each. There was an unwritten rule: if someone is in a stall for a long time and doesn't just #1 and flush (remember, these are women's rooms), then you need to either go #1 and leave quickly or go find one of the other bathrooms for #2. No sitting there sharing the experience. Not in such close quarters. The person in the stall has first dibs on the bathroom, and she is patiently waiting for you to leave before finishing whatever she is up to. I kind of liked that little "rule". Unfortunately, people at UT (my next workplace) didn't follow it. One girl even ate her lunch in the bathroom. That was disgusting. It was not a big bathroom.
My work place is like 8 min driving from home so I usually try to do it during lunch if I feel the urge. Otherwise I try to hold it till I go home.
I have a well calculated **** cycle. I don't usually eat until noon, so about midnight every night is when I do business. Sometimes I skip and it doesn't really make much of a difference. Doing it anywhere else but in my own home is very uncomfortable for me. I had a bad case of taco ****s about a month ago and had to unload before I took my econ final. I think that threw off my "**** chi" and subsequently I ended up with a B in the class instead of an A.
It sorta is satisfying to take a crap while being on the clock and getting paid. But I also like to shower after it as I don't like that gross feeling while going about the day.
Ok, from the looks of things, most of us don't have an issue with sitting on a bucket of snakes while at work. Here is the true test of your manhood: 1) Are you willing to take a newspaper into the bathroom, alerting all those who see you walking down the hall with newspaper in hand that you are going to take a dump? 2) What about taking your laptop in there, for those of you with wireless at work?
I always fart a lot at the beginning when I take a dump. I don't flush to hide the fart sounds either.
She did it regularly all semester, maybe even all year. Sometimes I would be headed into the bathroom around lunchtime and she would be sitting on top of the shelf (which was not intended for people to sit on... just to put your stuff on) eating a sack lunch. This was on the fifth floor of Welch. It is not a big bathroom. Just a couple of sinks, and the thing she sat on which was right in front of the two stalls. She would just smile at me when I opened the door, like "oh, hi". I would give her a disgusted look and back out. I'm not going to go to the bathroom in any way right in front of someone who's eating. Gross. I mean, I know it's a crowded campus, but at least sit on the hall or the steps like everybody else does...
Perhaps she was bulimic... I'd be tempted to take a dump just to see if that person would leave. Then again, I'd be the type to make a snippy comment if he doesn't.
"Not only will I do it, coach, but.... Yes, yes, I will do it." And at every available spot when necessary. But I have a private pooper adjacent to my office. With plenty spray. There's a phrase I stand by if encountering constipation. "Nothing moves you out like a breakfast from Mickey D's!" And as for waiting to get home? Why wait? I don't need colon cancer. Studies have shown a higher chance of it among people who "hold it." Of course there's no place like home. *looks for matches* brb
My wife recently bought an odorizer/neutralizer/deodorizer/sanitizer thingie that sprays out malevolent fumes which propagate "fragrance" upon its discharge of chloro-fluro-carbons. That 1/2 bathroom downstairs used to be mine. Now it is NOT. Damn you, FABREEZE.
my only gripe about dumping at work is the person dumping next to me. Why can't he have the courtesy to keep his grunts and moans to a minimum? it's bad enough i have to hear his turd hit the water, but i have to put up with his "uuuuggghhhh" and "aaahhhh" too.
