Do you still celebrate Valentine's Day ?

Ya, but I do that everyday.

 

valentines day spells yadsen itnelav backwards.

 

According to my florist sister, the price of roses increased by 240% today. I inquired about the sibling discount. She said yes, but wouldn't give me firm numbers as if she was afraid the FTD would find out.

 

Harrisment,

I had a funny joke I was about to post, but since I've met you both, I just couldn't do it.

 

never have, never will.

 

For future reference, Lingerie and eating raw fish should never be mentioned in the same setence.