of course I pee in the shower, its good for the feets and damn, the shower gets cleaned anyway once a week. Also Madonna once admitted she does it (in an interview). That should be reason enough.
Lemme guess.....The Village? I used to be a trainer/club assistant there when I was 18 or 19. It was always a major problem there. We received complaints on a daily basis about members getting a little too close in the hot tub, steam room and pool. There were occurences every week where the manager had to ask people to leave the club. I never understood how the members that saw this stuff on a repeated basis continued to go there. Way to go SJC. You managed to gross me out. Evidence that the "report post to moderator" function does work.
On the David Letterman Show Dave: Oh, jeez, we're out of time again. [laughter] What are you going to do now? What are you going to do after the show? Madonna: Did you know that it's good if you pee in the shower? Dave: I'm sorry? Madonna: I'm serious! No, seriously, peeing in the shower is really good. It ... it fights, um, um, athlete's foot. I'm serious, no, urine is like, is like ... is like an antiseptic. It's all got to do with the enzymes in your body. Dave: Don't ... don't you know a good pharmacist? [laughter] Madonna: Ummm ... Dave: Get yourself some Desenex! Or whatever that stuff is. Madonna: I wanted to share something that I knew with you. Dave: Okay, well, thank you very much. Ah, I'm going to try to wrap this up. Link
I was telling my fiancee about this thead, she said sometimes she does, just when you thought you know someone. I guess you can chalk up one more for the women who pop a sqaut in the shower.
I always thought popping a squat ment dropping a deuce. And for all those interested, I'm about to take a shower, and I fully intend on peeing while I'm in there. If anyone would like to join me, I think we can make the world a little bit more colorful.
Yeah, upon second inspection, I worded that quite poorly; if anyone would care to pee in their own showers, while I pee in my own shower at the same time, we can make the world safe from foot cream.
Narrative of a shower, by twhy77 I walked into the bathroom, cool and unfeeling, and began the preparation for the day. Of course, being part of the 66% of the population who use the shower as a urinal meant that I had to waste no time at the outdated john. I removed the copy of Democracy in America from the side of the tub and turned on the water. Pure joy. Gallons upon gallons of water surging like a mighty waterfall. Warm, pure as the ocean's breeze. I disrobed and hopped in. How long could I hold it? 10, maybe 15 seconds? Oh no, I would only make 8. Pretty good I thought to myself. It was a normal stream of average yellowishness. Right down the drain. Still got it. In some ways, it was the most average piss a man can take. However, renewed by the confidence that somewhere out there some man was asserting his will over the forces of nature, I felt a new found strength, greater than words and money. Wait a second, could it be, I felt a slight tingle, as if my bladder was saying, hey, today is a special day. Could it be, the elusive two piss? Yes! It was; I had hit for the cycle if you divide by two. I am man. Fear my stream. The world is my toilet.
I don't pee in the shower, and have concluded that I am never taking a shower at any of your houses. What's so wrong with just peeing before your shower? Or waiting five minutes to pee after?
There's actually some truth to that, never heard of drunk people peeing when you put their hand in warm water, or of people having difficulty peeing after a surgery with full anaesthesia, then you turn the faucet on and it helps them to pee?
If you put a persons hand, while they are sleeping, in a bucket of cold, and the other in a bucket of hot water, they will easily wet their pants... done many a times at family get togethers...
we would always try to do that to our cousins. The water relaxes them and boom they start peeing lol.....
Mac Beth, If you are grossed out over some diluted urine which probaly do not get on you at all .... what do you do out in public? Not to mention many situations and many places that are really unsanitary, what about your everyday's surrounding, when you put your hand on hand rails and door knobs in public places? Do you know how many people put their hands there before you? Do you know most don't wash their hands after going to the toilet (including the women, one lady at work told me so) and you know lots of people sneeze or cough in their hands, don't u? ....
