Do you live up to your name?

There's a fat guy in Ohio with the same exact name as me.

 

A more famous person with my name played Officer Ioki on 21 Jump Street

 

Well, I was named after this guy:


But I think this dude is more popular:


Now if I can just find the time to finish writing this next book, I might begin to make a dent catching up to those two blokes.

 

Grunch

Like Olajuwon said, how can you be proud of where you were born? You have no control over that--you can only control your own destiny.

My name is meaningless.

 

My name is different on my birth certificate than my social security card, been that way my whole life. So when I spent two hours at the DPS after work yesterday, they finally decided I didn't deserve a drivers license.