Hell, let's just turn it into a cult thread. Those who have not contributed likely will not come back in. 1) The strangest thing that ever happened to you during sex? 2) The most embarrassing or worst thing you have done and been caught in the act of doing? 3) Funniest thing you have seen or caught some one doing? My answers: 1) In the moment where all men look like Walt Disney's Goofy, the girl I was with smacked me in the temple with the ball of her hand. Then she stopped and climbed off me and said "I am so sorry... I can't believe I did that" and began to cry. I asked her "what the hell was that for?" She proceeded to tell me that when her ex was at that point he liked to be punched in the head. 2) I snuck thru the window into my g/f's sister's room in the middle of the night and was caught in the act (sneaking in something else) by her mother. 3) Two midgets having sex just outside the State Capital in Austin
TheHorns - 1. Do you still have that chicks # ? 2. Do you still have that chicks # ? 3. How was the threesome with the midgets? "Alright, that's it for me! Be good everybody!"
I will attempt to answer the original thread topic while studiously avoiding the other wacky **** this thread turned into... Stupid thing I do over and over: Going into GARM and looking for intelligent conversations. not gonna stay married for long doing that over and over.....or maybe you will, in which case I say to you.....Good catch ya got there!
1&2) Took care of it the best way I know how... Married an aggy 3) I saw another person approaching them but did not stay to watch, give us the first hand insight
Me- "Whose is it? Whose is it" Her- "Don't worry about it you don't know him" Overflowed a toliet at a friends party after I'd finished #2. My dad frantically trying to change the channel on the remote after my family and I walked in on him watching the naughty channel.
Probably a tie between her mother calling during the act (I had to be real quiet...) and the time an ex-girlfriend called and left a message on my very loud home answering machine while I was in the act with my then-present gfriend. Got busted getting it on in the elevator in New Orleans hotel. Had a room in a hotel on a business trip that had the tv rigged in my room to where I could view every guest's tv menu, and what they were ordering. Caught bossman ordering "Nasty Office Nymphs". It was a nice flick.
1) The strangest thing that ever happened to you during sex? Girlfriend's father walked into the room. She ran into the bathroom terrified, leaving me to fend for myself as I grabbed for the nearest pillow to cover myself. 2) The most embarrassing or worst thing you have done and been caught in the act of doing? Getting really drunk and throwing up in the living room of my friend's apartment. Luckily another friend realized what was about to happen and quickly grabbed a trashbag and held it in front of my face as I spewed out the dinner she had just cooked. (spaghetti coming back up is awful). 3) Funniest thing you have seen or caught some one doing? Went to a friend's apartment b/c a group of us were going out to dinner. I open the door and saw I was the first one there. So I waited around, watching TV. Suddenly I hear a squeaking sound from my friend's bedroom. I walk to the door and hear two people going at it. Knowing her boyfriend was in town, I just smirked and went back to the living room. Two minutes laters, he walks out with the world's biggest smile and she follows with a dead-serious look, as if she just finished studying for an exam. I guess Missy was right... "I don't want no minute man!" I busted out laughing and they had no idea why.
let's see... even after all the boneheaded losses and no indication that the light bulb will ever go on with this team, like a dumba$$ i keep coming back for more punishment, and continue to make an effort to catch every rox game on TV.
3) Funniest thing you have seen or caught some one doing? Lived in a townhouse in LA, with neighbor's b/r windows running parallel to our driveway. Had the balcony door open one night, and heard some odd sounds over the TV. Walk out on the patio, and my neighbor's gf's head was banging into the wooden blinds. The window was open. Difficult to explain the noise, but it sounded like she was calling all the cats from the neighborhood. My father in law came to visit a couple of weeks later, and went out on the balcony for a smoke. He came back in a little red-faced. I asked him is something was the matter, he said our neighbors were 'hugging'. They moved out a few weeks later.
1) The strangest thing that ever happened to you during sex? Still a virgin, and my "huby adventures" have been pretty tame. But the first time I ejaculated scared the living hell out of me. 2) The most embarrassing or worst thing you have done and been caught in the act of doing? I used to work in the library in junior high. One day, the super-super hot special ed teacher brings her class in and is standing by the counter looking at bookmarks or something. Anyway, I was about the same height I am now, and she was about five feet even. I notice that her blouse is kind of open, so I tippy toe and try to get a peek. She catches me and gives me the meanest "get your eyes off of me you little perv" look I've ever seen. 3) Funniest thing you have seen or caught some one doing? Eh. Some friends and I occassionally go to a porno shop for some laughs. For whatever reason, people don't seem too talkative there and they're awfully stealthy sometimes...
