I keep taking this one ex back. It's been about twenty times now. She is a terrible girlfriend, but her body makes me turn into a zombie under her command. I have only recently been able to say no because I took a vow with another friend not go back to our worthless ex's.
Every time I wash my hands in a public restroom, I stand too close to the edge of the sink and get my pants soaked in "the area." Never. ****ing. fails.
I have done this for 10-15 years now, and the wife thinks I have serious issues. No matter where I go, after walking around for a while I always think "holy ****, where are my keys!?!?" I grab my pockets to and they are there. Sometimes this will happen 5 or so times in an hour while shopping or at the grocery. The sad thing is at the time yet I get such a sense of relief when I realize I actually didn't. Even sadder, I have never once lost my keys yet I am always paranoid. If I am at a resturant or some sort of show, I will stand up and check my pockets... and Billy thought I was giving a standing ovation on the "Country + Rap= CRAP" joke .
In my breakfast room at home we have a double light switch, one for the breakfast room and one for the kitchen. I lived in that house for fifteen years before I left for college last fall, and I still can't remember which switch is which.
how about falling down the stairs....3 times total...rolling literally like a ball all the way down? it's not something i do purposely, believe me.
When I take a dump in my house I forget to check to see if there is any toilet paper left. So I end up having to make a quick dash to get some more with my pants around my ankles.
I don't know if it's Attention Deficit Disorder or what, but I constantly pass in and out of some dream state that causes me to do some ridiculously abscent-minded things. Three of my finest: 1. Was returning a videotape to blockbuster...they had a trash can on the sidewalk in front of the drop slot...need I elaborate? 2. After a couple weeks, I finally decided to carry a large accumulation of pizza boxes out to garbage bin at my apartment complex. Only problem was as I flung the excess of cardboard over edge of the bin I forgot I had my keys in my hand. I spent the next 30 minutes rummaging through trash. 3. Was working on some calculus homework when the phone rang. I spent the next couple of seconds trying to answer my calculator. It's not unusual for me to do one of these things or something similar on any given week. So to answer your question, there is something I do stupid over and over again: be stupid. I need help.
I am not entirely comfortable with a screen name of Master Baiter talking about sitting on the commode...
I don't know how stupid this is but I often get the feeling that I have been in the exact same situation before, dejavu? Kinda weird. I do this other thing sometimes where I have to touch something (not myself) a certain number of times... got a little skitso thing going. I forget a lot also. I think I have the Kelly Bundy syndrome. I reached my maximum brain capacity and now I am starting to forget old stuff...
I often forget whether or not I shampooed my hair after a shower, so I end up getting back in and doing it just to make sure. Taking a shower has become so instinctual that my brain LITERALLY shuts off for those 10 minutes.
When Major and I, along with a former Swirve employee, were creating our personality test, we were all amused to find that we did this as well. Hence, it's one of our questions!!
So what does it mean about my personality? Suddenly I am hearing Michael Jackson's "You are not alone" in my head!
When your hair is as long as mine, it's almost impossible to forget if you've shampooed. But I do often forget if I've put on deodorant or not. A discreet sniff test usually answers my question.
