Oh, man. This is perfect. It gives @Clutch an excuse to interview Karla, and chop/edit the result into a ZDog-quality rap against the Jazz, Stockton and himself. We just need to help Clutch figure out what questions to ask that will provoke a response with the word Baconator in it, And "You're so ugly."
KJ Malone is Karl Malone's son. The Texans signed him. He also got this 12 year old girl pregnant whose kid (Demetress Bell) also was an offensive lineman who he didn't acknowledge.
Obviously I missed it, my bad. Now I know, thanks for informing me, seriously. I still don’t care. I hated Malone as a player but that was long ago....I’ve since learned that life is just too short so since he’s now linked to our football team he’s welcome to root for us and our city. What do I care? This just feels petty but I guess it’s what the boards are for....
Maybe this best sums it up for me now that I’ve reviewed the thread, I guess I just don’t care that much about the Texans
I knew something wasn't right in universe yesterday but I just couldn't figure it out. It's worse than I thought
I always tell myself that, had he somehow been drafted by the Rockets instead of the Jazz (not practical, just a hypothetical), he would have been just as much of a fierce competitor here in Houston. Was he a dirty player? Maybe. (Probably). (He was). But we would have loved him as a player and he would be a legend here instead of in Utah. When I think about it like that, it helps in the healing and forgiving process.
Hey look....some good news (from 5/16) well that was short-lived...... http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...uston-texans-retiring-weekend-rookie-minicamp
